The Great Recession

A major economic contraction which began in 2008. The Great Recession featured the collapse or nationalization of many banks and investment houses. Characterized by a torrent of panicky headlines from the bloodthirsty vultures in America's piss-yellow newsrooms, who tried their damnedest to make us all believe that this was the worst it's been "since the Great Depression."

The Great Recession was the best opportunity yet to rob the public purse in order to bail out the rich-ass hedge fund managers and their golfing buddies.

by rainbow coma February 6, 2009

Reckful

A man who was loved by so many people and loved each and every one of them back. He changed our lives and we changed his. Reckful was fighting the hardest battle anyone could fight. The fight was with depression, he won so many battles and nearing the end an unexpected ally came through and helped him win a huge battle which everyone thought ended the war. Sadly we were wrong and depression snuck right back up on our beloved man who meant so much to us and unfortunately won the war going on in his

We all love miss you Reck. Have fun flying around yelling poggers, playing MMOs, and very strategic games which you always excelled in. Im sure your brother is happy to see you after all this time (just dont compare hairlines). RIP The legend, the loved, and the loving Reckful.

We miss you Reckful

by WetPantiGranny January 19, 2021

da reckla

It's a old slave slang meaning after while, sooner or later, when I can, not now but later

I be there da reckla

by vernon rhone April 15, 2008

Pussy Recession

A term used when a male has not had sex in at least six months (two successful quarters).

"Man, I need to get laid! I'm starting to slip into a pussy recession."

by mryou September 8, 2009

chinny reckon

To express indignant disbelief at another's fanciful proclamation.

Typically accompanied by the stroking of a non-existent goatie beard.

For some reason "reckon" is pronounced "reh-kon" rather the usual "reh-kun".

"I managed to cop off with 5 birds on Saturday night."

"5? Chinny reckon."

by blues x man July 31, 2005

Rackstraw

To Rackstraw a girl is to forcibly tongue wrestle with a paralytically lashed female when perfectly sobre, most often performed by creepy middle-aged men in clubs.

See also reverse Rackstraw.

"OMG Caroline got totally Rackstrawed last night, she should stop being such wastegash."

by pussysmasher69 November 12, 2012

Reckelhoff

A tasty, refreshing beverage made with equal parts Sprite and orange juice.

"Boy, that 100-mile bike ride was exhausting, I should could go for an ice cold Reckelhoff and a bowl of Cincinatti chili!"

by FreddyTheBear August 11, 2014