Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009

like my recent

A saying used by try-hard popular people or the popular group. Usually used on Instagram. 'Like My Recent' means exactly what it sounds like, to like their recent post .

Random girl on Instagram: Hey kids, go like my recentttt...
Other People: How about no?

by KidWhoKnowsDatStuff July 12, 2017

Rubber Receipt

After railing a chick with a condom on, you go flaccid while still inside her. When you pull out, the condom stays up inside her. To cause less embarassment to both parties, kindly yank the condom out of her, just like grabbing the receipt.

"Sorry Jill. I just made a deposit....let me grab the receipt." --hence a rubber receipt

by rmbs2023 March 17, 2008

passive receptacle

The colloquial term given to women during sex, made popular by the writings of Mr. Bob S. Andvagene in his book: The Kama Sutra.

Baljeet: Hey big lord. I heard you got some fine pussy last night.

Mahatma Ghandi: yes sir! I sure enjoyed sex with the passive receptacle.

by Lengthy lord January 27, 2018

Statue of Reception

when you're sending a text message and you lose the last bar of service and you raise your arm up like the Statue of Liberty in hopes of catching just enough signal to complete the text transaction.

Doug- DUDE! I'm sexting Jessica and I just lost service!
Tom- Put your arm in the air! Hurry!
Fred- Statue of Reception, nice.
Tom- Works every time..

by meetgeorgejetson August 20, 2009

Relationship Recession

Two consecutive periods of declining "GDP" - Gettin Dat Pussy.

Jack- "Me and the wife have had less sex these past two months than any time before."
John- "It sounds like you're in a relationship recession."

by CaptainJackMeOff May 8, 2013

Head Receiver

The Head Receiver is the most important job title you can get in a company. After a stressful day workers go to the Head Receiver to give their energy and take the seed of victory into their mouth.

Head Receiver: give me head and take my seed child.
Worker: yes master head Receiver
Head Receiver:*head receiving noises*

by Engle raped me April 14, 2019