realesticle

realistic in a sexual manner or relating to human genitals.

that guy was so realesticle at the dinner party. it was very disturbing, but father john was very aroused when he brought up small children.

by Dr.Brichta June 15, 2010

realistical

The ability or action of being realistic

I wanted to eat out once a week, but Bob made me realize I was not being realistical.

by jeffish February 2, 2004

realisticness

The state of being realistic. Defining one's true self, and being 100% real.

Me and my female synch, no nonsense, no ignorance; we have a realtionship that's pure,unrivaled realisticness.

by EnigmaticPariah and Incognito March 18, 2014

Realitication

When you come back from a vacation and have to face reality.

Ted felt realitication for having to go back to work.

by Dakkck May 28, 2010

Realastic

Pronunciation: real-a-lastic

When you stretch the truth

Bob said he got a "A" plus on his math test, but it sounded realastic.

by nicki12628 September 10, 2016

realistik

someone who's not livin in a fantasy world. a person that is realistic.
<taken from the word realistic>>

your so realistik

by FOREALGurl August 26, 2003

Realistic Randy

Any sex move that consists of the use of a curling iron, a little blue pill, salsa, motor oil, anal beads, painters tape, a 1967 penny, a finger from a broken statue, or a slinky dog(like from the movie Toy Story.)

Bro 1: "Dude I gave this girl a realistic randy last night."
Bro 2: " Really what objects did you use?"
Bro 1: " I tied her down with the slinky dog, shoved the 1967 penny in her mouth, poured a little salsa in her mouth then covered her mouth with painters tape. Then proceeded to pop the pill myself, applied the motor oil as lube, stuck the curling iron in her vajay... dont worry it was on low, and then finished by fucking her in the ass."
Bro 2: "What kind of salsa did you use?"

by welshes grape juice January 15, 2011