relatives

n. Relatives are people of your family. Usually annoying as hell and trying to be a cheapskate by staying over awhile. Also steals food from you.

The f****** relatives are coming over...quick, hide the food!

by BLAcK_SToRM June 26, 2003

relative humidity

The bead of sweat that rolls down your Sister's back when you're banging her doggie style.

The Relative Humidity was high during our Family Union

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

relative humidity

the sweat on your balls while fucking your cousin

At the family reunion, the relative humidity was all i could think about

by CASEY CARMAN January 23, 2009

relatives

Parasites that live in your house that no matter how much poison you put in the pot roast they still wont die.

Why are your relatives crapping themselves?

by Lord Meatclown June 25, 2003

relative

A way of saying cousin without actually saying it. So if your a blood, and you don't want to say cousin or cuz, you say relative.

Whats goin' on relative?

by Obbie April 22, 2005

relative humidity

It's that little drop of sweat that beads up on the back of your neck and dribbles down your back, thru your crack and eventually drips off of your ball while your fucking you sister.

by Pat May 14, 2003

relative humidity

The sweat that drips off your balls when you're caught fucking your cousin!

Last night I had some major relative humidity!

by Nicole December 13, 2003