Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

by FutureGhost November 13, 2018

pissin razorblades

to have problems cuming or pissing with great pain

ahhhhhhhhhhh im fuckin pissin razorblades why did i have dem tacos

by Ciaran does the business May 5, 2007

Razorblade Romance

When two people a girl/guy are supposedly in love... but the gurl cheats on the guy like crazy and fakely loves the guy who will spill his heart for that girl and is a lonely stupid fuck who needs attention....he would even cut off his own finger to get the girls attention but in drama and art class where the guy isnt around the girl 3 guys will feel up the girl secretly and never tell the guy who loves her because the girl is just a try hard/push over and a complete wemo that completely has a different boy friend every week or two possibly even month... when the boy finds out about the girl he fake kills himself because is actually afraid of dieing like all other emo kids...the girl will usually get mad at the guy and shave off her eyebrows in the anual holiday of emo succubus voddoism wich is when they take the hair of their eyebrows and make a voodoo doll shaped like a victim to make emo and devour theyre heart like all other emo girls....

grow a pair of eyes you emo FUCK
me and my friends gangbanged your girl friend last night and she fucking shaved her eyebrows off and colored them blue.....
you two have a Razorblade Romance....
idiot

by King Heartless January 2, 2008

Razorblade

Used to describe a horny bastard that always want to has their sexual pleasures met.

Young Drilla: See my man Adam dem man der is Razorblade
Young Killy: Innit mans moving bare mad styll

by Your mum's MCM November 6, 2020

Razorblade Kisser

A person who enjoys cutting himself/herself for various reasons.

Also, a person who likes pain.

Deprieved from HIM's song "Razorblade Kisses."

Selena is such a razorblade kisser. She cuts herself everyday.

by Thr0u6hTh31c3 October 22, 2006

Razorblade

A definition to describe a conference is full of retards that remind you of a single person. The person it reminds you of is someone you really don't like.

Look M. , there are all Dura's here. Razorblade'd!

by GL. April 29, 2006

Razorblade

Razorblade is a euphemism for oral sex.

Bianca razorbladed half of the football team at Florida State University, and all of Seal Team Six.

by Sechuan August 28, 2019