Rasmus is a hot guy whom is slightly tan, Rasmus has a huge dick even at just 13 year old and loves to fight for true equality by saying words like Nigger or calling black people "black". He is also super nice and every girl is in love with him but he doesn't know it, he doesn't trust you, he loves to make gay jokes and is constantly stressed
Tillie: Yesterday I had sex with Rasmus, I could barely even stand up or breathe and I was still completely filled with his jizz when I woke up this morning.
Ankha: Damn I wish I could experience that but I am just stuck with small-dick Nathan.
Ankha: Damn I wish I could experience that but I am just stuck with small-dick Nathan.
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School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand?
Klaus: no why?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen came in ur mouth
Klaus: nooooo
School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand?
Klaus: no why?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen came in ur mouth
Klaus: nooooo
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Musings to one are ramblings to another; Profound words spoken may seem as ramblings to others.
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My friend's weekly ramusings on his twitter may sound like rambling until one uncovers the deeper meaning.
We may have to agree on labeling new guru's words as ramusings until we discover it's deeper meaning.
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Not Kobe, as some idiotic people seem to think.
Colby, C O L B Y
By far the sexiest baseball player in the MLB.
Not only is he dead sexy but he can hit the hell out of a ball (especially in a clutch situation) field great, and is known as a 'speed demon' on the bases. He's got Rookie of the Year written all over him and has a lot of potential
still waiting to come out. Keep your eyes on him. Trust me
you'll like what you see. And lastly anyone who's gotten to hit that is one lucky bitch.
Do Work Colby, You're a beast!
Not Kobe, as some idiotic people seem to think.
Colby, C O L B Y
By far the sexiest baseball player in the MLB.
Not only is he dead sexy but he can hit the hell out of a ball (especially in a clutch situation) field great, and is known as a 'speed demon' on the bases. He's got Rookie of the Year written all over him and has a lot of potential
still waiting to come out. Keep your eyes on him. Trust me
you'll like what you see. And lastly anyone who's gotten to hit that is one lucky bitch.
Do Work Colby, You're a beast!
"Hey did you see that walk-off homerun last night?"
"Hell yeah, my boy Colby Rasmus hit it."
"Yeah, he's so damn sexy!"
"True dat, God bless his parents for making him so damn good looking."
"Hell yeah, my boy Colby Rasmus hit it."
"Yeah, he's so damn sexy!"
"True dat, God bless his parents for making him so damn good looking."
by Jessie is awesome September 13, 2009
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