Uncle Rattler

Uncle Rattler is God's gift to women. He is a rose among thorns, a god among beasts and one sexy mo fo. He loves to Party and always has a Party in his pants. . .especially his rat bitten pants. Girls who meet Uncle Rattler LOVE him and wish that he was their uncle too. Only very special girls get him as an Uncle. Oh and did I mention his snake is HUGE!

Uncle Rattler is lookin mighty sexy today.

by Bad Kitty69 December 11, 2009

Cube Rattler

What the guy near you in a modular office environment should be called when he flatuates so rumbly loud that the cube walls actually rattle.

Yep, that stank was bad and loud. Ole (so-and-so) is a Cube Rattler thats for sure.

by Victor Vector September 25, 2006

tube rattler

When a female is aroused in such a fashion that her fallopian tubes begins to vibrate and shake enough to produce a audible sound.

My girlfriend saw the notebook with Ryan Gosseling. Such a tube rattler.

My buddy surprised his girlfriend with a romantic home cooked meal for their anniversary. Ya her tubes are rattling.

by the tube rattler January 2, 2014

bowl rattler

To let loose, with extreme force and vigor, an excessive stream of diarrhea. One does not necessarily have to use a toilet for bowl rattling to occur; however, any area chosen as a bathroom suffers extreme damage as a result of the bowl rattler.

Example #1: My bowl rattler ruined my Honda.

Example #2: Bravo Burger is the home of the bowl rattler.

Example #3: Roman's bowl rattler just pummeled John's Restaurant.

by ZT14 July 2, 2016

Mojave rattler

When you 69 your partner and dart your tongue in and out of their ass multiple times.

I gave her the ole mojave rattler last night.

I would like to give your mom the mojave rattler.

by Bad ass bo August 10, 2017

Clit Rattler

One who uses any part of the body, in most cases finger, to rattle the cliterous during sexual intercourse. One who does this usually is not eager and/or capable of busting a nut.

Bobby, the one who punched the whole in the hallway, proved to be a real clit rattler after fingering Charlotte.

by Chill Ma$t3R October 4, 2011

can-rattler

A very noisy bowel movement. One that "rattles the can."

I took a poop just now, and it was a can-rattler, made the bathroom stool shake.

by lanmanrob November 16, 2010