Rissame is a prefix to a weak excuse for not going into work or for being late. Similar to a sickie but usually a lame excuse. Common examples include rissametrain for a cancelled or late train, rissamecough because you have a cough or coughed twice last night, and rissameshower because your shower is broken (or so your boss is meant to believe). A lazy work shy person is most likely to have a "rissame" (often abbreviated to rissa), genuine illnesses and problems aren't generally characterized as rissames - rissamecancer would not be a proper use of the word unless your hypochondriac mate is complaining about a minor ailment and you want to imply that it's cancer.
Mondays are fucking shite, I'm going to treat myself to a rissa.
(At 09:00) The 06:04 was cancelled according to Twitter. Rissametrain innit? Have a Ronald's breakfast and tell Donna I'm going to be late.
How many rissas have you had this month?
Hypochondriac: I've got a twinge in my back.
You: Rissamecancer ain't it son? Go and have an x-ray.
(At 09:00) The 06:04 was cancelled according to Twitter. Rissametrain innit? Have a Ronald's breakfast and tell Donna I'm going to be late.
How many rissas have you had this month?
Hypochondriac: I've got a twinge in my back.
You: Rissamecancer ain't it son? Go and have an x-ray.
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-Ayo tell Meyson to make something to eat I'm hungry ?
-Meyson ? He can't cook, he's a damn rashamey!
-Meyson ? He can't cook, he's a damn rashamey!
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it's a Persian slang which is shortened form of "be tokhm-e rastam (to my right testicle)" it usually come after " be chapam ( to my left testicle) check " be chapam " for more info
some of synonyms are "be chapam", "be rastam", "be tokhmam" which all refers to "testicles" and also word of "be darak" and "be jahanam" which have the same usage but they means "to the hell" and they used when you don't want to refer to your testicles but you want to show that you are ignoring or you don't care about something
it's a Persian slang which is shortened form of "be tokhm-e rastam (to my right testicle)" it usually come after " be chapam ( to my left testicle) check " be chapam " for more info
some of synonyms are "be chapam", "be rastam", "be tokhmam" which all refers to "testicles" and also word of "be darak" and "be jahanam" which have the same usage but they means "to the hell" and they used when you don't want to refer to your testicles but you want to show that you are ignoring or you don't care about something
A: look, i bought the tonight's concert tickets .
B:be chapam.
A: come on, he is a fine singer, it will be a good night.
B: be rastam
A: !:|
##tokhamam_nisty
B:be chapam.
A: come on, he is a fine singer, it will be a good night.
B: be rastam
A: !:|
##tokhamam_nisty
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A fat retard who usually gets high and thinks hes funny but tries too hard at life. Usually is spotted in his natural habitat with his super mario wingman shirt. His car's speakers have weak bass and suck cock.
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