Straight Rarded

The act of an individual or group portraying extreme stupidity in a situation that doesn't call for it.

"Did you see John trying to fight that cop last night? That guy is straight rarded."

by LSGOE March 31, 2019

Noggle Rard

That retarded horse you have in Red Dead Redemption 2 that never comes over to you when you whistle for it’s stupid ass.

ELIJAH: “My Noggle Rard gives me autism...”

AJ: “Mine does too!”

by Indiana Jones Wild March 7, 2019

the rarded king

some dude in the Airtime Thrills discord who's really fucking cool

"My friend is obsessed with the rarded king in a stupid discord server. should've never given him the za."

by end me pls69 March 11, 2023

Je-Rard

Je-Rard is literally Jesus reincarnated; he is everything anyone would want, especially in the nether regions.

"Omg, Je-Rard is flawless. Have you seen his skin?"

by Phil the Medic April 25, 2019

rard sale

a cross between a yard and a rummage sale.

there was a rard sale at the church the other day; all a bunch of christian shit nobody wanted.

by storie November 26, 2006

narf rard

an extremely stupid person.

also another way to say fucking retard.

that guy just cut me off the fucking narf rard.

by vesimentu August 30, 2012

Rarded

to describe how very fucked up you are. hammered, plastered, high, etc.

guy 1: i was so drunk last night

guy 2: ya dude you were pretty rarded

by Lmoa August 7, 2018