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Naperville Blizzard

Similar to the Chicago Snowstorm, in this instance you must first reserve ejaculation for several days. Once your "bank is built", during sex prior to climax you turn a ceiling fan on and full speed. At the moment of ejaculation, you turn you dick up towards the ceiling fan and fire, the effect should be one of a massive load of Jism exploding all over the room coating everything in sight. The build up should allow you to reach the fan from a kneeling position.
Nothing like a Naperville Blizzard in the middle of July
by slyoctober1 May 8, 2009
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Naperville

New Money Haunted Suburb of Chicago Illinois.
#1 place to raise an ungrateful teenager.
I live in the affordable part of Naperville.
by Lig Na Baste July 9, 2016
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Naperville Central High School

A high school in naperville. You love it and hate it. A lot of people there carry designer bags and wear expensive clothing. You often think of graduating early while attending NCHS.
by sam March 11, 2005
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naperville

1. the next big reality TV show.
2. the new O.C. and Laguna Beach
1. -so when is the new episode of Naperville coming out?
- i dont know but i hope soon. those kids are so rich and lucky, i wish i could live there
2. - naperville is more wealthy than them, nough said.
by randomlypointles November 1, 2006
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Naperville

Not all are stuck-up or rich. Have great public schools and like to help people. Not much to do if you live in Naperville but a lot to do if you are visiting. Downtown has lots of good food and the festivals like ribfest and last fling are great.
naperville,IL
by napervillian August 8, 2011
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Naperville

A snobby asshole place in Illinois
Almost everyone their has lots of money, plays sports, and is a complete asshole
I would not recommend living their if you don't like popular people, or just don't fit in in general, because standards for popularity are very slim there.
Basically, guys need to listen to rap, play football, and act like sexist douchebags to fit in, and girls need to have big butts, big boobs, go to Starbucks every damn day, spend 5 hours on their hair and makeup, and twerk to fit in.
X:Oh my god, that new guy is such a dick! He always acts like he has a stick up his ass and he's so sexist!
Y:I heard he moved in from Naperville, that's probably why.
X:Yeah, that must be it.
by Spooky Aradia is in your vag November 14, 2014
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Naperville

The pleasant little town from which so many cute boys have sprung.
"Damn, he's fine! Where's he from?"

"OBVIOUSLY Naperville."
by Scotch Tape November 18, 2007
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