ass-rape

to force anal sex upon someone; sodomize.

Puppy in "Retarded Animal Babies," in the episode "Fucky Fucksgiving": If you say one more FUCKING WORD about some movie with a Red Rocket BB Gun or whatever, I swear to Christ I'll ass-rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders!

by Joey Schwartzman December 19, 2005

jewish ass rape

A situation that occurs when you are winning at Super Mario Kart and then suddenly find yourself in last place.

"Dude, I just totally got jewish ass raped by luigi and his red shell!"

by koopa1 November 2, 2006

land of ass rape servitude

The place I work. You may work at such a place also. Basically a shit hole job.

I fell into the land of ass rape servitude thinking it to be a place of profit, but I was fucking wrong!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 20, 2008

Ass rape

When your grinding but the guy next to you gets a boner and it accidentally slips into your anus.

Nicole got ass raped when Jim got low while grinding.

by hey_baby May 28, 2017

Ass Rape

Succeeding another by a land-slide, as in a competition.

"I ass raped that nerd in the Halo tournament!"

"I ass raped her in the school president election! She didn't even have a chance!"

by hekifier March 28, 2009

Fluorescent Ass Rape

The penetration of any fluorescent object, typically a large blunt one, rammed forcibly into an unknowing victim in a rape fashion.

Oh my god! He just go fluorescent ass raped by that chick!

by Derek Scholl March 20, 2009

Asian ass rape

By use of technology, cleaning tools, or school supplies, an asian man or woman(most likely a man) rapes any gender. Use of robots and brooms are very popular with this, allowing brothers/fathers to exact pleasure through driving the broom up the womans anus or vagina, causing them to react in either two ways: they turn around in shock and start pummeling the man. or they moan with pleasure and allow it to continue.

"Asian ass rape again?! Chang, we talked about this!"

by Clue_Less_Bro September 2, 2017