Yanksgiving

A New England yankee thanksgiving.

All of Bobo’s relatives are from New England, so they got together for Yanksgiving this year.

by HumaneAnimal November 22, 2017

Danksgiving

Getting as high as you can before eating your Thanksgiving meal

Today we give thanks to the Lord our Ganj, for this bountiful Danksgiving meal.

by Josh Malk November 28, 2011

Yanksgiving

The fourth Thursday in November of each year. On this day, all females must show thanks to their men by giving then a stern tugging on their genitalia

Guy- "Good morning baby"
Lady friend- "Happy Yanksgiving"
Guy- "Ready to get this over with..?"

by StreetBikeTakeover November 25, 2009

Dranksgiving

Alcohol enhanced Thanksgiving.

Bobo showed up with a twelve pack for Dranksgiving.

by HumaneAnimal November 16, 2017

Tanksgiving

Holiday celebrated in the US only. The Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Known for copious amounts of drinking with old friends who have no work or school the next day.

Let's go out drinking; it's Tanksgiving and that's what the pilgrims would want us to do.

by Bustergloves June 29, 2014

Cranksgiving

The grumpy alternative to the traditional 'merican Thanksgiving. In which individuals of various family groups gather together in one general area to over eat, drink, and socialize. The result of this gathering is oftentimes bickering, yelling, and general crassness. Overall emotional scarring is the goal.

Bill and Barb decided to visit their good-for-nothing children for Thanksgiving. Once they arrived, their spoiled, over-stimulated and under-exercised grandchildren, Matt and Jennifer greeted them at the door. The kids smirked half-assed smiles over their BlackBerrys while texting their incredibly co-dependent friends. Meanwhile in the kitchen, the consistency of the gravy was being battled over by Patsy, Bill and Barb's daughter, and their pea-brained son-in-law Steve. Making themselves at home Bill and Barb sat on the couch and tried to make conversation with the technologically dependent children. With no success except for some minor stares and nods, they decided to attempt to try and help with preparation for the afternoon feast. Finding refuge in the small confines of the sweltering kitchen, Barb felt a renewed sense of family, or was it the grumbling in her abdomen that made her feel the need to assist with the baking? Once the table to was set, food placed in it's distinct locations, cell phones turned off, teenagers appropriately managed, and everyone gathered, it was time to chow down. Yet again another happy Cranksgiving was had by all.

by Hamtart November 26, 2009

statutory rapesgiving

An act committed during thanksgiving break when older college students from across the country go back home, attend high school parties, party harder than all the other adolescents, and end up railing the JV high school cheer captain.

GDI 1: Did you hear about joe?
GDI 2: You mean about what he did during thanksgiving break?
GDI 1: Ya, he took the sophomore class president to poundtown
GDI 2: Typical statutory rapesgiving

by mr. chewbacca 5000 November 26, 2010