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Randy Quaid

(adjective) referring to a man who is acting crazy, paranoid and possibly violent; crazy, insane, psycho, postal, Evi Quaid
He thought she cheated on him, and then he went all Randy Quaid on her.
by sere450 December 24, 2010
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Randy's Furniture

To insert wood into a female's "furniture."
Guy 1: Haha, you work at Randy's Furniture?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You don't get the joke?
Guy 2: Oh I do now, leldankmeme.
by lengthiestwarfare April 3, 2015
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Chicken Randella

A particularly firey Indian dish, where young extremely short chicklets are substituted for the adult variety. This adds a certain gamey taste, when coupled with green chilli's can leave you speechless. Generally served with corriander and yoghurt. Other varieties of the Randella include; Lamb Randella, Shrimp Randella, Seafood Bisk Randella and my personal favourite, Pork Randella.
Kid 'Mum, i feel like Chicken Randella tonight!!'

Mum 'Randella tonight?

Kid 'Oh yeahhhhhhhh, Randella tonight'
by Jarvis22 April 20, 2009
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Randy Strohmeyer

AKA R2K, Fine ass robot that rocks out in Finch! He has robot like qualities, shooting projectials out of his arms...Randor 2000!
Is that food, you better put that in my mouth! Nickka! Fade to Black.... (Essence of R2K)
by oh you know who... August 26, 2003
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Randers

6th largest city in the country. Best known for being the home of Randers Regnskov, the only rainforest zoo in Europe.

Because of the large amount of tanorexic teens and 20-somethings, it is essentially the Jersey Shore of Denmark.
I went clubbing in Randers last night.

Were there lots of overly tanned, fake-boobed bimbos and tribal-tattooed, steroid-muscled guys?

Isn't there always?

True, true..
by Kitten Capone December 14, 2010
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Wet Randy

A "Wet Randy" is the when a friend drunkenly passes out on on of his or her friend's couch after a long night of drinking and SOFT SERVE shits him/herself while they are sleeping on the couch. Now, I cannot stress enough the importance of the SOFT SERVE aspect of the poop - At the very least the consistency Of the poop must be similar to that of a Dairy Queen swirl cone but preferably have the consistency of a soup poop. If you happen to crap yourself and the turd is just a general dense loaf (You know, the kind where you don't even need to wipe afterward) then you have NOT "Wet-Randyed" your friend's couch but rather you have simply crapped yourself, so go get some TP and better luck next time.
Ah, yes... That indeed is a Wet Randy, but just barely...
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Randy Ebright

Drummer for that Crazy Mexican band Molotov. Born in the US then moved to Mexico to hide from the police. Nicknamed "El Gringo Loco" (The Crazy Gringo) due to his ability to get in enough trouble to get the police department interrogate him for issuing death threats as a prank to his teacher.
Randy Ebright is a perfect example that not all gringos are "puñeteros"
by gutymunoz92 June 2, 2010
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