amazon rainforest fire

(this is for the guys with the girls with a big bush)You have to be fuckin her while she is laying on her back then right before you nut you light her bush on fire and put it out with your load but make sure all the pubes are scorched off before extinguishing it!

She wouldn't shave, so i took matters into my own hands and gave her the ole' amazon rainforest fire.

by brewsnews April 7, 2009

Republican Rainstorm

When a man takes out his tiny shriveled penis an trickles down on his poor girl/boy friend and then giggles maniacally about crackpot economic theory while beating The Republican Centipede to make it circle faster and faster.

Ann Coulter pulled a Republican Rainstorm on the Fox and Friends Centipede last night.

by Franklin Delano Roosevolution April 27, 2011

Rainforest

An Asian hairy girl that squirts

Dude, my Tinder date was a true rainforest!

by adam667 March 30, 2015

wild rainforest gorilla backbreaker

When having intercourse, the female lays face first on the ground. The male will climb up a tree, imitating a wild gorilla. The male then dives off a tree and lands on the female, inserting into her. The male then lodges onto the female, lifts her off his scrotum, and throws her 30 ft in the air. On her way down, the male will knee her in the back using his superhuman gorilla strength, which will crush her spine. This ends with the female laying on the ground cringing in pain, while the male inserts Raising Cane's sauce into the deceased uterus for lubrication, while watching Dave Ramsey's Total Money Maker.

Troy: "Damn, what happened to Gabriella?!"
Ryan: "I heard that Chad fucked her so hard her spine busted!"
Troy: "He must've done the Wild Rainforest Gorilla BackBreaker.."

by McNew Munge 69 June 23, 2016

Corky Gainsford

Drummer for the kick ass band Otherwise.

Corky Gainsford rocks on the fucking drums!

by WiseOne Forever July 24, 2011

amazon rainforest

When a girl has so much pubic hair it looks like the amazon rainforest

Wow Emma Davies pussy looks like the amazon rainforest bruh

by Plastered42" December 16, 2016

Russell Rainstorm

The Russell Rainstorm a sexual act where one partner straddles the face of another partner with their anus directly over the other partners nose. While farting the person begins to urinate on the other partner, this making a thunderstorm of farts and urine

That girl really gave me a helluva Russell Rainstorm last night.

by Golden Sterling December 29, 2021