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squealing racoon

when your have mad sex with the racoon and you stick your fat ass jumbo jack in a racoons eye and skull fuck it then you take the dead racoons carcas and then slap your partner's butt cheeks with it and then you squeal like a racoon... like tom cruise
connor riley..."man i tapped that racoon ass and gave my bus driver a squealing racoon."

BAMBAM said..." dude... your such a fuckin idiot... thats really fuckin nasty."
by 13@M13@M July 25, 2009
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racoon goggles

after engaging in anal sex with a female, the male partner rests his soiled testes on her eyes
After you have your dick in a girls ass and your balls are messy, you rest your balls on her eyes, and hense leave her with dark circles around her eyes, known as racoon goggles.
by Arneba28 May 14, 2006
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Racooneggs

Youtuber- pretty dam awesome

Why don’t we just replace airport runways with plates and airplane wheels with sponges so people can just eat off the floor and then at the end of the day they can just drop a big soap bomb and send in the planes to do some figure 8s”
“We got some racooneggs”
by Bellbell:p September 7, 2019
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Raccoonmilk

Raccoonmilk
Someone who appears to be kind and friendly on the outside, when in reality, he is the type of person that will rampage and destroy everything you love on a minecraft world. He is a blight upon the land which also kills minecraft cats.
How did that wither spawn in my base?! Oh, it was probably Raccoonmilk.
by bestrustkiller2020 December 1, 2021
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nigga racoon

a person that will make you so hard to the point where all your pubes fall off and disintergrate in the air.
damn that girl must be a nigga racoon!!
by 2019boisdank October 13, 2019
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racoon

A Small woodland creature... very nice ass, strange, scared, and amazing
damn look at racoon, she keeps sucking on her food for no reason
by tito112 May 12, 2008
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racoon eyes

1.)an ugly chick who makes hereself feel better by wearing excessive amounts of eyeliner thus looking like the markings of a racoon

2.)what Johny Depp or Brittney Spear's eyes look like.
Did you see that skank with the racoon eyes?
by Libby June 22, 2004
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