rubberband man

A man who can only perform sexually with a tight rubber band triple-wrapped round his cock to restrict blood-flow, whilst fantasising that he's a smurf shagging smurfette.

Rubberband man theme tune:

Gonna find me a rubber band,
Gonna wrap it round my chonson,
Gonna find that lil' smurfette,
And may her suck my big blue cock tonight!

Oh yeah! That's what I'm gonna do,
Cos I'm a crazy smurf with a big blue cock tonight!
That's what I am!
I'm not some weirdo with a rubber band wrapped round my cock, no!
I'm a friggin smurf!
Why won't anyone believe me?

by cheddarfloor April 30, 2006

rubberband game

two people use rubberbands and hit the other person with them. first person to quit loses.
RULES: 1. must take turns

2. no re-do's

3. the rubberband must NOT be broken and has to be

turned inside out so it looks like an A
FOUNDED BY RORY BRADLEY AND BRETT BAKER

did you see his arm? they were playing the rubberband game and JOSE def won.

by boredBOYatSCHOOL May 3, 2010

rubberband man

Someone who is able to go down on himself.

Felatio for one...

Chris was early for his speed date with the rubberband man.

by pseudonomyous May 21, 2004

rubberband liagation

The most common way to remove a hemorrhoid.

Man I just had a rubberband liagation and my ass hurts.

by scott January 17, 2004

Rubberband Bank

A condom.

Ya need to never ever gotta go to yo wallet
Long as I got rubberband banks in my pocket

He's saying as long as he can emit semen into you while wearing a condom, he will pay for whatever you want.

by Tee.Eye. May 11, 2010

Rubberband Man

An individual with an extremely thin hog, a needle dick of sorts, who needs to scoop his nut sack forward and affix it to the shaft with rubberbands to add credibility to his Girth Certificate.

The balls can be stuctured into one of two orientations:

1. Series: One in front of the other vertically along the base. For tortas with a longer twat.

2. Parallel: Each ball brought to an opposing side creating a hot dog bun. For wider twats or Asian women with a sideways smile.

The Irish Backhoe gets the job done, but the Rubberband Man is in a league of its own.

by Kool-Aid Pimp June 6, 2025

Louisiana Rubberband

While drilling a girl from behind you cut an industrial strength rubberband, that has been soaked in Louisiana Hot Sauce, and hold one end right over her ass orifice with your thumb and index finger. While still pumping her you take the other end of the rubber band and stretch it almost to its breaking point. You then release letting the rubberband do its work on the girl's orifice. The burning should last her seventeen days if done correctly.

Hey why is Anne walking so funny?
She got a Louisiana Rubberband last week.

by Jedi 007 October 12, 2005