rofpmslmfao

another common abbreviation of -

rolling on floor pissing myself laughing my fucking ass off!

person one: ....and so i said 'its not a monkey, its my wife!'
person two: ROFPMSLMFAO!!!!!
person one:......dude....wtf....it wasnt that funny
person two:homofag
person one:faggit

by TEH_DUDEZORZ! December 6, 2006

ROFSMOD

Rolling on the floor sucking my own dick.

Qpido : Sup?
Gohla : ROFSMOD

by Qpido Forbidden February 3, 2004

Rotspot

A place where stoners and wannabe stoners hang, mostly to talk about their false hopes and pipe dreams.

Archibald: "I say Jerome, shall we stroll down by the town square this morn?"
Jerome: " Heavens no! That place is the epitome of rotspots!"
Archibald: "Goodness gracious! Whatever shall we do?"
Jerome: "How'bout we stop acting like a couple of fags?"
Archibald: "Indeed. I suppose this means I should retract my penis from your rectum?"

by MotherPuncher May 28, 2007

ROFSMD

Rolling on the floor sucking my dick.

Started on Gamefaqs.com Poll of the Day board by Kinesbud989. Originally as ROFSMP (rolling on the floor sucking my penis), it was given a dedicated topic by AlteredBeast and changed to ROFSMD

Can be used towards one's self using "my", or for others with "their"...such as "They are ROFSTD".

by AlteredBeast March 11, 2005

ROFLPMPSTC

verb: Rolling On the Floor Laughing, Peeing/Pissing My Pants, Staining The Carpet.

This is a derivitive of the popular internet slang word: rofl, (Rolling on floor laughing).

"Dude, I totally just owned that noob with my AWP. He screamed like a girl!"

"ROFLPMPSTC"

by Troy D. August 2, 2007

roflpawned

It's when something funny happens and you start rolling on the floor laughing and while your doing that you start pawning someone or something. roflpawned.

student: LOL I WAS ROFLING WHILE PAWNING MY ASSIGNMENT
professor: own3d
roflpawned.

by teh swaltyz April 26, 2008

roflpimptime

Rolling on the floor laughing pissing in my pants tears in my eyes.

Teh way he ate his hamburger had me ROFLPIMPTIME-ing. Lolz.

by LONGMAN May 7, 2008