reptilicious

describes people comparable to a reptile

"Man, that carlee girl was reptilicious." "I know, she looked like a turtle"

by Missbeach2222 February 25, 2008

REPTILITIS

What you suffer from after making out with someone who is afflicted with this reptile virus

Enjoying a heavy make out session when you suddenly feel like you are making out with an alligator because they are eating your face alive and their body gestures are that of an alligator during a feeding frenzy

by Lisa March 7, 2005

reptillion

a common belief held by complete fucktards, that all the people in the world more intelligent than them (and anyone who denies it) are actually 8ft tall blood drinking lizards trying to take over the world, using cats as thier slaves to keep an eye on humans...

'huhuh, dude...i think your reptillion'

'nope, not me'

'OMG YOUR A REPTILLION!

by Carlosbombalos October 26, 2008

reptilian

looking somewhat like a reptile

acting somewhat like a reptile

being a reptile

once the acid kicked in, all the pick-up bar patrons looked like reptiles; i had to swiftly vamoose!
she had a reptilian face
the insurance man had a reptilian 'bedside manner'!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

The Reptilian Brotherhood

The Reptilian Brotherhood is a cult lead by Internet sensation Leafyishere. We are currently 1m+ strong and our ranks keep growing tremendously daily!

"I love Leafyishere, and I just subbed him!"
"Finally bro! Welcome to The Reptilian Brotherhood!"

by Reptilian Cpt. Scleafy September 5, 2016

Reptoid

A type of reptilian that can morph into any animal and shape shift. They are the most advanced species and run all of the earth. An example of a reptoid is the English Queen whomst will snatch little kids (e.g Maddie McCann)using her lizard tongue. Other evidence proving she is a reptoid is that her name is Lizzy which is similar to Lizard. Hilary Clinton is also speculated to be part of the Reptoid Roster hence why she has many weird moments due to her being in the wrong habitat and conditions.

Example 1:
Human 1: OH MY LOOK ITS LIZZY THE REPTOID COMING FOR YOU!
Human 2: *Runs*
Queen : *Shoots out lizards tongue and slurps up the human in a single gulp*

Example 2:
Hitler : Oh my it appears someone is coming in
Hitler + The Queen : *Morph into human state from current lizard status*

by izzyisatranny April 29, 2019

Elvis Reptilian

Every year in the annual Lizard music awards the winner is proclaimed 'Elvis Reptilian'. Named after Elvis Presley. This is due to it's incredible singing voice and the fact that they usually have a very good band playing with them.

Bob 'OMG, that lizard is so good at singing'
Charlie 'Well it was announced as Elvis Reptilian earlier this year'

by The Grizzmeister May 8, 2010