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A person of extreme annoyance whose sole purpose is to make one want to jump off of a bridge. Can be associated with the feelings one gets from having their garbage knocked over and strewn across the front lawn. Also, someone who will steal your food and scurry away then the lights come on.
Irina "Wow I'm starving. I think the rest of my pasta is still in.... o wtf!!"

John "It must have been Randee, that damn raccoon"
raccoon by John Tallia June 6, 2007
When you are at a girl's house doing her from behind (in the pussy) and you stick your finger in her asshole, finish in her, and then pull your finger out and make two brown circles around her eyes. You then run out of her house and knock over her trash cans.
After that fugly cunt cheated on me I rocked a Raccoon on the ho.
When someone gives their spousal entity hickies around the nipples in the shape of a raccoon's mask.
My girlfriend woke up this morning with a raccoon on her chest.
raccoon by Dannyn November 12, 2006
A state of being in which the subject is acting wild, greedy, hyper, or otherwise judgment-impaired.
Grant was eating Peeps and drinking yoohoo all afternoon, so all his knobs are set to raccoon.
raccoon by Layne May 13, 2005
A girl who puts on too much makeup for events such as Prom or ball even though they look better naturally without any makeup on. Most of the makeup is concentrated around the eyes and on the eyelid which makes her look like a raccoon turning into a monster. While in the event, all that makeup especially around the eyes will smear and all the sweat will the makeup stream down her face.
Sam: Dude Pat, look at all that makeup that Angie and Jen have on, they look like raccoons!

Pat: Yeah, I know all that eye shadow and stuff makes their eyes look like the black parts around the raccoon's eye. I think Angie is wearing all that make up to embarrass their date.

Sam: I wonder how the pictures will turn out. I think Jen looks way better without any makeup on, I really don't understand why she wears so much. I mean their eyes aren't even that small.

Chao (From a Distance): OMG WHO THE HELL IS THAT! SHE LOOKS LIKE A RACCOON! Oh snap, it is Angie.. WOAH, I didn't think she would wear that much makeup, holy crap. That was totally unexpected, I think Angie looks way better without any makeup on and is super pretty without it. LOOK AT ALL THAT EYELINER AND EYE SHADOW... I don't think they make her eyes bigger at all.. I mean her eyes are already big enough.

Ed: Yep. My girl doesn't have that much on, what do you think guys?

Sam & Pat: Way better.
raccoon by mdnyan October 26, 2012
The act of punching a girl while doing a cum shot. She gets a black eye along with cum on her face and neck.
Dan: Why does your girlfriend have a black eye?
Jeff: I gave her a nasty raccoon last night.
Raccoon by explicit56 January 20, 2009