East Grand Rapids High School

The place where highly educated students spend most of their time studying and catching a buzz in the upstairs bathroom. The students at East are known for having jeeps, patagonia, and the latest nicotine device. 95% of the student population is white, rich, and stoned.

He drives a 2018 grand cherokee and has cucumber pods....I bet he goes to East Grand Rapids High School.

by bdblah98 January 9, 2018

Rapid Weight Loss Center

euphemism for using the toilet, especially "sitting down."

Boss: "Dave, where'd you go after you punched in?"

Dave: "Sorry, boss, I had to stop by the Rapid Weight Loss Center."

by Deester July 18, 2007

Rapid Deployment

The amazing, light speed action in which a male is able to get his cock out, engorged and ready for intercourse at just the mere mention of sex.

Susie said she was feeling a little horny and that's all it took for Roger's rapid deployment. He had her pinned on the bed making rabbit ears in less than 20 seconds.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

Fleece Rapids

Small town that gets taken to the cleaners by shyster, out of town, psuedo investors. Often communities with seriously depressed economies. Named for Leaf Rapids, which surrendered future control of their community so the fucktard mayor could be on a fishing show. Community that sells out the citizens.

The unethical West Palm Beach development council is going Fleece Rapids by catering to that casino and kicking all those tenants out.

by Apaulo Agrinaut January 12, 2008

East Grand Rapids Middle School

Similar to East Grand Rapids High School, 95% of the people are white and rich. With this school is filled with bright minds and smart people, but no one cares and don’t do crap. In this school you will spend three years of your life with an insane amount of depression and be oppressed by the “popular boys”.

Look at those boys with their football hoodies and talking about fingering eachother, they must be from East Grand Rapids Middle School.

by maneating3423 October 13, 2021

big rapids

College town that lacks bars, shopping and entertainment. Made up of drunk students during the school year, and old pissed off people during the summer.

Big Rapids sucks.

by GoFSU December 19, 2008

Grand Rapids Christian

GRCHS is one of the great schools Grand Rapids has to offer, although this is a "Christian" school kids often do drugs there around 2014 loads of kids there did Cocaine but the christian kids today smoke marijuana even the kid you envy who gets straight A's and plays 4 sports, Even an exchange student from Korea got caught with a dab pen. This school has many secrets which can't be exposed but let's just say the kids there love to get down and dirty .There rivalry school they compete against is East Grand Rapids although many students here at GRC have friends who go to East they still seem to have a huge flame between them. EGR & GRC student love smoking blunts together which may be the reasoning behind why they are becoming friends but that won't change the heat they have on the filed. The best sports team GRC has is basketball and Volleyball, X recently graduated and went onto play for MSU he was by far the best player on the team, and for Volleyball the Gates are the anchor of the team and the may not all be cute but they have talent. Grand rapids Christian is a private school with very high tuition for kids who are supposed to give the image of good Godly christian ways none as the eagle way which not all of them follow by. Welcome to Grc

Hey , did you hear that Jesse went to the choir room with Brad?

They totally did it, let's hope Vanderwilp won't catch them. Grand Rapids Christian is crazy dude

Aye, you tryna smoke big doinks in the parking lot during lunch?

Hell yeah but we gotta go to Wendy's after bro.

by Vagina Butkus December 20, 2017