R Kelly

DA KNEEGA WHO PEESSSED ON KIDS

I just pulled an R Kelly on your mother

by YuRi TaRdEDDDDDD October 28, 2019

r kelly

A r & b artist who wrote catchy hits such as " I believe I can fly " and "Feeling on your booty". He also alledgedly had sexual intercourse with a few minors.

R kelly says " They try to charge me but Im not guiillttyy"

by pootytang March 12, 2003

R Kelly

Used in Street Fighter to describe the act of winning a round by Perfect, since the winner's health meter stays yellow and the win icon is denoted by a P i.e. the winner P'd on the opponent.

1. Damn, he lost the final round by R Kelly.
2. Crap, I got double R Kelly'd.

by DJ Totoro September 8, 2009

R kelly

A dude given people golden showere

Jenny: James guess what i got a R kelly

James; i know i gave it to you

by Fuckerindapussy4 May 14, 2017

R Kelly

child molester...
shit rapper...

GUY #1: "Dude that homie has can't rap..."
GUY #2: "Who the fuck is that little boy?"
GUY #1: "That's his wife..."

by wez-1 September 4, 2005

R Kelly

Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the Closet."

1. That guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.

1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.

by Fredrich von Hollern September 5, 2009

R-Kelly

Pisser, to be pissed on.

Damn that bitch was giving me attitude, so i pulled an R-Kelly right on her new shoes and then in her mouth. That showed her.

by dddddddddddkkloy November 18, 2007