Artistic Quotient

Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.

According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.

Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?

Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.

Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?

Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!

by Der Gelb Baron December 5, 2011

brown kid quotient

The brown kid quotient (or BKQ) is the number of total students divided by the number of brown kids in a school. It can be used to make quick and accurate judgments of a school's affluence and prestige. Closely related to a school's academic achievement.

Rich: Hey Allison, you should go to Queens with me.
Allison: Fuck that, the BKQ is too high, I'd get raped.

Nerd: I can't attend Fowler, its brown kid quotient is off the charts!!

by Quarr February 24, 2011

Educational Quotient

Secret Societies and other groups sometimes use an "EQ" when communicating in many forms. The embedding of pre-determined information helps members to enrich, shorten, and encrypt a story in seemingly normal conversation.

He will take you down for sure sister. Look at the car he drives. For sure to be a bonafide "Lady in Red".

I guess you are right. Is that another an Educational Quotient from the movie we watched a while back? Kind of like taking the Red or Blue pill I guess.

by no know April 1, 2011

kick ass quotient

A measure of an individual's, group's, nation's, etc's ability to kick ass in any given competition.

"Dude... what's up with France... their kick ass quotient is nonexistent!"

by Andrew Spotts June 28, 2007

the quotient

the adequate sum

thanks for that beer man... mmm... that was the quotient

by maxsell aka onestock March 2, 2012

Emotional Quotient

An emotional quotient is the level of one's emotional intelligence, which honestly makes no sense, why does one need to know emotion? it's better to stay in playing call of duty or whatever the craftblox or something is called.

Her emotional quotient was above average.

by ur boi typical internet loser May 16, 2017

coolidity quotient

The measurement of a person's coolness. A quantifiable essence of hipness that can be factored and attributed to a subject person.

Howard Stern has a high "coolidity quotient", while Don Imus has a relatively low one by comparison.

by Obama Yo Mama August 29, 2006