quoff

Hair, although short but somehow really big.

wow, that guy has a really nice quoff

by Ali April 24, 2003

Quofe

When your penis has a queef

Arnold was chillin until he farted from the front of his pants therefore he had a quofe

by Bjshejamsshjsnx November 27, 2018

Quoff

The word one uses in place of a swear word. This word is also used to confuse people.

Shut the quoff up!
I have to take a quoff.
You're such a quoff!

by Messi July 17, 2012

quofeef

Only hermaphrodites can do this. It's the explosion of air from the penis and the vagina at the same timr

damn! Kayaks just quofeefed

by Penisqueef March 10, 2016

quofu

Not to be confused with the idyllic Greek island Corfu, a quofu is a quotation meme that a person posts which sounds deep and philosophical, but is, in truth, a big F.U. to someone specific...and they both know who it is meant for.

Darla posted a great quofu on FB: “I didn’t lose a friend, I just realized I never had one.” when Jenna slept with her ex.

by Encourager In Chief October 30, 2018

Quoff

When a woman farts and it sounds like it was a queef

Oh my did you just quoff

by dannyboy4720@ June 26, 2022

Quoffed

Past tense of queef.

She gon done and quoffed.

by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023