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quood

-one who claims to be an intellect, but is really full of shit.

-one who claims to be logical simply by throwing the word logic repetitively in a conversation.

-one who thinks a theory is an opinion.

-one who misrepresent the facts in the form of their own opinion.

-one who cuts you off in the middle of a conversation and assert their own opinion, which has nothing to do with the original conversation.

-one who thinks a monologue is a conversation.

-one who mispronounces certain words over and over again even though they have been corrected many times.

-one who believes to be cultural is to mimic others.

-one who has no culture.

-one who has no standards.

-a non sequitor (a quood wouldn't necessarily know what this means).
A quood rhymes with the word hood.

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by Exposing the Quood April 16, 2010
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Quod The Fuck?

Quod the Fuck? - the latinization of "What the fuck?" by Eddie Izzard.
Steven: "What the fuck is that?!"
Basil: "Steven, you fool. We're in Rome - it's 'Quod the fuck?'! And that's a raptor with a hat on."
by zTrick February 2, 2010
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Rules of Quidditch

When a TV show, movie or book needlessly repeats details from earlier episodes, usually to the annoyance of fans. The term originates from the Harry Potter book series, where the rules of the wizarding sport were painstakingly explained at the beginning of nearly every book.
"We can miss the first five minutes of 24, it's just Rules of Quidditch anyway."
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quondamness

A thesaurus full of imaginary yet important sounding words that shoddy authors use in order to find strange obscure or even imaginary words to use in their stories, in the hopes of sounding more intelligent than they will ever be.
I could use the word "shiny" but I will consult my quondamness to find a harder word to make me look smart!
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