A quickie is an act of sexual intercourse that typically skips foreplay and other convoluted means of building excitement in the sexual partner. A quickie goes straight to the point: most efficient path to climax. Male climax, that is.
- Female: I have not climaxed yet.
- Male: I thought that was the point of the quickie. You only get to cum if you make it on time.
- Male: I thought that was the point of the quickie. You only get to cum if you make it on time.
by spookybbk October 8, 2010
 Get the quickiemug.
Get the quickiemug. When a male, usually large in ego and physical prowess, would prefer just the pleasures of sexual relations rather than puny, unproductive foreplay. Most highly demanded during a time of stress or anxiety in regards to white men, and demanded on the usual (on the reg) for african american players. Usually performed by a female with low self esteem and inferior brain power.
When a romantic anniversary date never leaves the car. And the words "check please" are only used in direct reference to the male finishing.
When a romantic anniversary date never leaves the car. And the words "check please" are only used in direct reference to the male finishing.
"I don't want to be loved. I just want a quickie."
Woman: "How was your Grandfather's funeral, would you like to talk about it?"
Man: "Irrelevant, take my cock right"
Woman: "Are you sure?"
Man:"Yes, less talkie more sucky"
Woman: "How was your Grandfather's funeral, would you like to talk about it?"
Man: "Irrelevant, take my cock right"
Woman: "Are you sure?"
Man:"Yes, less talkie more sucky"
by TossMyRoss October 23, 2011
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Get the Quickiemug. The act of sexual intercourse in a quicker speed.
This is used in order to acheive pleasure as well as maintaining a certain time boundary.
This is used in order to acheive pleasure as well as maintaining a certain time boundary.
M: 'Yo, Kat. Come over for a quicky?'
K: 'Idk. I'm still sore from last night. Maybe later, i'll text you.'
K: 'Idk. I'm still sore from last night. Maybe later, i'll text you.'
by Devra May 1, 2008
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Get the quickymug. by Spencerport_Nagger December 3, 2018
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Get the Quickiemug. by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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Get the quickiemug. Man: "Damn, I need a quickie right now"
Woman: "Too bad I'm not in the mood"
Man: "WTF you retard, I was talking about a shower! Pervert!"
Woman: "Too bad I'm not in the mood"
Man: "WTF you retard, I was talking about a shower! Pervert!"
by Mauer F.T.F.W March 28, 2010
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Get the Quickiemug. Molly: hey mamas can we please scissor I wanna fuck so hard
Courtney: no baby I gotta go to work
Molly: pleeeeeeaase I wanna make love to you 🥺
Courtney: okay baby just a quickie though
Courtney: no baby I gotta go to work
Molly: pleeeeeeaase I wanna make love to you 🥺
Courtney: okay baby just a quickie though
by gayforpandacootie April 22, 2021
 Get the Quickiemug.
Get the Quickiemug.