Queefton

An absolute queef

Hey mate, you’re an absolute queefton or shut up you queefton...

by SLADE EDWARDS February 7, 2021

Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.

You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...

by Tore Up November 30, 2011

queefing cunt syndrome

Queefing cunt syndrome (QCS) is a rare disorder acquired by dirty bitches who smear it foward and are prone to bacterial infections especially caused by clostridium perfringens, an organism that causes gas gangrene in infected tissue.

Maricon had an incredible bout with queefing cunt syndrome last spring.

by Phenomally January 29, 2007

dickhole queefing

An activity that requires a person known to be a dickhead, and also able to take in information and immediately pop it back out in a gaseous, histrionic, fishy-smelling form that will tend to drive away all but those accustomed to sniffing each other's butts.

I can't go home. The house wreaks of dickhole queefing because my parents have been watching the Glenn Beck show again.

by JJBeck February 7, 2010

queeftonic

When the person receiving tuna mouth blows the queef back into the woman's face who released it. This usually will end all sexual relations between the two parties if the original tuna mouth did not.

After Sam sucked Sara dry he queeftoniced her.

by knoxygenkck August 3, 2011

queefing

Queefing can be used in substitute for trippin, lunchin, or straight acting a fool. It can also be used to describe any object in a negative manner.

I don't know whats wrong with them, but Andrea, Laura, and Christine be queefing hard.

But off the no bull, those Shaq Shoes are queefing.

by Show me what you got October 25, 2006

queefing

When a dude who's a real pussy whines about not being included in shit. It's the sound of lips flapping around due to complaints and tears.

Friend #1: I'm never invited to depot events queef, queef, queef.

Friend #2: Quit queefing you camel bitch.

by Cricket Choadster January 30, 2009