"Did you just quamph?"
Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.
"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"
Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.
"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"
by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019
Get the Quamph mug.1. A muddy, swampy area that is hard to traverse.
2. A situation, often political/military, that's difficult to get out of. The building casualties and increased length of occupation in Iraq give one example.
3. Peter Griffin's sex-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show "Family Guy." A former Navy man, now a commercial pilot. Catchphrases include "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" and "Oh!" (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)
2. A situation, often political/military, that's difficult to get out of. The building casualties and increased length of occupation in Iraq give one example.
3. Peter Griffin's sex-crazed and very loose next door neighbor on the show "Family Guy." A former Navy man, now a commercial pilot. Catchphrases include "Giggidy giggidy giggidy" and "Oh!" (accompanied by a thrusting motion with the arms)
"George W. Bush is actually quite talented. He managed to create a quagmire in a dry desert."
Host: Who else but Quagmire?
Song: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next, he's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!
Peter: Alright Cleveland, if this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will. puts on a mask of Quagmire's face Hey, look at me, I'm Quagmire! I had sex with your wife! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!
Cleveland: Hahaha! Those are so his mannerisms!
Host: Who else but Quagmire?
Song: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next, he's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy let's have sex!
Peter: Alright Cleveland, if this doesn't light a fire in your belly, nothing will. puts on a mask of Quagmire's face Hey, look at me, I'm Quagmire! I had sex with your wife! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!
Cleveland: Hahaha! Those are so his mannerisms!
by Zeke August 29, 2005
Get the Quagmire mug.Adam: We are all out of tomato sauce! could you pop to the shop to pick some up?
Megan: yea of course, No Qualms. did you pick some toilet roll up the other day?
Adam: I did but not the good stuff we normally get, that cheap non branded stuff from Carl that doesn't agree with you.
Megan: AAAHH no way! that stuff gives me a terrible rash!
Adam I Know I'm really sorry
Megan: No Qualms.
Megan: yea of course, No Qualms. did you pick some toilet roll up the other day?
Adam: I did but not the good stuff we normally get, that cheap non branded stuff from Carl that doesn't agree with you.
Megan: AAAHH no way! that stuff gives me a terrible rash!
Adam I Know I'm really sorry
Megan: No Qualms.
by Ronald Von Dingle Breath January 5, 2014
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Get the quagmire toilet gaming mug.describes all the unnecessary things in life. can be used to describe an item, an event or a frame of mind. any and all unneeded things you or someone else has.
* her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.
by KennyF August 29, 2005
Get the quampha (qum -Fa ) mug.Alternative name used euphemistically for a toilet, used predominantly in the UK alongside, "Loo" "Bog" "Bathroom" "Shitter" and "Shithouse".
Can also refer to anything akin to a toilet; i.e. shitty places, being full of shit
Can also refer to anything akin to a toilet; i.e. shitty places, being full of shit
"Oh god, that curry did not sit well with me! I have a severe case of the shits. Going to take a much needed trip to Quagmires Kingdom."
by edward cc doggins April 20, 2009
Get the Quagmires Kingdom mug.The act of fapping in public to a total stranger, or fapping to a picture of a hot friend or acquaintance.
by xFlea September 23, 2012
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