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quarking

quarking is a ninja ballerina snowboard style term, borrowed from quantum physics. It is defined as 🏂 1: riding with the shoulder outside the nose of the board while on toe edge.

2: You are riding against the fall line on top with the shoulder outside the nose of the snowboard, and attempting to ride a toe edge elipse, the other way.

3: Quark stylers, are also crouching low after the Apex instead of extending the skeleton, riding completely out if control, and 4: this is why Lindsey Vonn hates snowboarders and most skiers as well. 5: Y'all are hoodie-wearing mamaboy snowboarders, some bearded..... 6: Quarking is also the basic neurological expression of hesitation on mountain and off mountain. ie, if you correct the quarking habit with Ninja ballerina technique you will no longer quark off mountain (hesitate) in your personal life, we've seen.
7: And in snowboard lesson ride school quarking is called riding separated, it is incorrect, according to AASI, it's riding with the shoulder outside the hip while on toe edge. 8: 99% of all snowboarders do it including the Olympians in the park. They're all quarking down the pipe in some capacity. I am the ninja ballerina and I'm the best ever outside the park on a snowboard and currently. I have coined this term and while I'm riding if you hear me shouting at you "you are quarking", we are pointing this out for posture correction.
You're quarking
by ninjaballerina March 29, 2019
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Quacking in My Boots

Maranda's version of triggering
Isaac: I'm a black belt when I was 8! Shouldn't mess with me pal!
Maranda: I'm quacking in my boots
by VapeNaysher September 18, 2016
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Quacking Chickens

Quacking chickens is another term for duck. Which is another term for fuck. When u are texting or talking to someone and you can not use fuck people often say duck. But most people know what that really means and may still get mad. So, use quacking chickens to give people a laugh instead. That way while you are mad they are vulnerable because they are laughing and you have a good opportunity for revenge. Anyways, remember to stay safe and don’t kill in a very public spot.

Also this phrase helps not confuse people into thinking you’re saying duck so you don’t hit your head.
“I’m so quacking chickens mad.”

“Look at all them quacking chickens”

“Fuck!”
“LANGUAGE!”
“sorry, DUCK!”
I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS YOU’RE GROUNDED!”

“QUACKING CHICKENS!”
“Hahah what?”
“Oh nothing”
by quacking chickens November 4, 2020
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Quackingphobia

The fear of a duck chasing you down with a peice of pink paper whislt hitting the gwitty
I got quackingphobia and that duck is holding pink paper so im vewy scared
by NErUp May 1, 2023
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Quadchin

Quadchin is a consequence of aging, common among women named Denise. When one ages without grace loose skin begins sagging from the neck area, resulting in skin folds and the "Quadchin".
Did you see Goonie try and push her neck out to hide her Quadchin? Wow
by DrPooFingers September 22, 2023
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quelching

An act of desparation. In Europe, during the great famines of the middle ages starving individuals would steel the bodies of the recently deceiced. They would hang them upside down over a pot and quelch (form of squeezing) out the half digested reminants of their last meal for their own ingestion.
Im starving, lets go and find a body to quelch.
by dunno August 20, 2003
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Quelching

To do a Chinese firedrill and hump everyone as you pass
We totally were quelching at the stoplight last night.
by Geartay April 18, 2011
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