quasimodo

v. slang for an extended period of masturbation.

Sitting in your bell tower, hunchbacked, making a squinty face, and ringing your bell all day and all night long.

After John's girlfriend dumped him, he disappeared. I think he was quasimodo.

by swivet February 6, 2010

quasimoto

used as an adjective to describe a type of marijuana that looks like your average c+ weed but falls way short on the highe level.

Im still not high after three bong rips man, that there is some wack ass quasimoto!

by piyox420andreev August 15, 2010

quasimoto sex

sex with your hunched over making you look like the hunchback of notre dame

hey donna, that was great quasimoto sex!

by amanda234234 April 2, 2009

Quasimodo

Your boss with a hunchback

"MaryEllen", Did you smell Quasimodo this morning? I hope she's not coming to work today.

by red headed stepchild January 10, 2008

Quasimodo

Someone who is wonderful in every way, except they're physically repulsive.

"Dude, She's so awesome, I'd marry her if she weren't such a Quasimodo."

by Professor Realist June 13, 2018

quasimoto

this cool guy that drives around in a white trailblazer with his friend Loli..yeah theyre both fuckin awesome

-Yo, did you see how bangin' Quasimoto was today?
-Fo shizzle my nizzle!

by amy February 26, 2004

Quasimodo Test

Relating to online dating: the initial exchange of photos because it is often the first speedbump towards finding somebody online. If the picture is more appealing than not, well then congratulations, you've passed the Quasimodo Test!

Sandy passed Jim's Quasimodo Test, but she couldn't stomach his goiter, so he was history.

by DH July 19, 2004