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Weird Puzzle Shit

Originally derived from Problem Sleuth on MSPA, this noun describes puzzles of any kind or persuasion. Often muttered out of frustration, as any weird puzzle shit is long, and difficult.
1. "I can't talk now, toots. I'm busy with all this weird puzzle shit."

2. You are beginning to get tired of this weird puzzle shit.
by RAEG ROOTS June 14, 2009
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puzzlewit

Puzzlewit - a fancy word for stupid. Presidents like insulting each other that way. Roosevelt called “Puzzlewit”Taft. Came recently famous, because of The Daily Show's 23 May 2007 edition.
If you've recently booked a return voyage on the RMS Titanic, you might be a puzzlewit.

If you go out on a date with 2 ugly girls and their "Drogaman" friends come by for a game of pool, you might be a puzzlewit.
by The FuSIoN December 28, 2008
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Puzzle Up!

Typed or yelled after hearing a problem. Addressed to all in on the discussion, asking what they think. Texted PUP!
Jerry: My computations for entropy aren't converging!
Roger: Puzzle up!
by jcarpen April 3, 2011
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Puzzle Juice

Alcohol you drink when you’re doing a puzzle.
“I’ll be back in a minute I’m just gonna go get some puzzle juice”
by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018
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Puzzle Master

When two hermaphrodites simataneoualy have sex with both of their sexual organs and it fits together perfect like two pieces of a puzzle.
Those two hermaphrodites must be soulmates. I've never seen a puzzle master so clean.
by Hot Kunch June 19, 2021
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Puzzler

Noun describing a peron whose actions are regarded as confusing to others or alternatively someone who finds the actions of others confusing.
Lyle just ate a bar of soap. That dude is a puzzler.

Or

I don't understand what your saying, I am such a puzzler.
by TheHefZA November 16, 2011
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William Puzzle

William Puzzle is the name of a moment that shares a resemblance to the Pedophile and Weeb William Puzzle. It is only used on extreme occasions because he is the evilest human ever to walk the earth.
That is a William Puzzle moment, how he just killed 45 children!
by Mr Yeast May 25, 2022
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