Putts

The abrieviation of the Maori word (Native New Zealander) "Paru" meaning "dirty" or "unatractive" The word came about in the mid 18th century when the chief of Nga Puhi "Hone Heke" told the King of England that the fact they were trying to invade Aoteroa was "SOOoo Putts!"

"Stu bro you are soooo putts"

Nick "Hey Ralph"
Ralph "Yea buddy"
Nick "Your so putts!"

by Nikorangaraupo (Nick Poole) Nz October 3, 2008

putt putt

A person that demonstrates a lack of quality work the relative word naming a slacker or a person that has work poor performance................

here we go, Putt Putt sam is working today.

by come on July 3, 2008

putt

Bored and driving around for no particular reason other than to kill time.

"Ey homes, let's take a putt."

by THU BOSS November 5, 2006

putte

1. One who is run over by his teammates

2. A poodle

ROFL you just got putted

by teh shotsharp February 17, 2003

Putt-Putt-Pussy

just like Putt-Putt-Ass but with ya girls pussy instead.

"Stacey just loves playing Putt-Putt-Pussy, the golf ball went through it once. this bitch ain't a virgin ha."

by dabaeshea6 August 24, 2016

putt putt in the butt

when two men are having anal sex on a mini golf cpurse as one bends over and putts, the other inserts his cock into the first persons ass hole.

Ouch! You gave me a "hole in one"
I have to say I am a very good putt putt in the butt!

by Chode muncher 69 September 25, 2011

Putt fuck

A woman who goes to golf courses for the sole purpose of fucking players.

Women that have sex with professional golfers in the hope of having a rich husband/boyfriend

All the women that slept with Tiger Woods are real putt fucks.

Tiger Woods' wife is such a putt fuck

by Rex Roddy January 6, 2010