Guy 1: ''So, what did you and your girlfriend get up to last night?''
Guy 2: ''Oh, we just watched a movie, then I got her to do some Throat Pushups''
Guy 2: ''Oh, we just watched a movie, then I got her to do some Throat Pushups''
by akendall December 12, 2010
by r.a. March 10, 2004
Pushups that a male will perform prier to having sex. The main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having sex.
Chris: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."
by ChiStriker June 23, 2011
by andrew penis February 05, 2010
by qoeurrhq July 18, 2013
by reapercrew14 January 19, 2014
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
by lauferslaxatives March 04, 2022