Jail purse- The anus of a male or the vagina/anus of a female. Commonly used for storage of small items such as keys (to handcuffs) or small baggies containing drugs.
Cop1- Yo man, we just arrested this one girl. After we brought her down to jail they found 12 baloons of heroin that we didnt find when we searched her.
Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?
Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
Cop2- Lemme guess, she was hiding it in her Jail purse?
Cop1- Yup, even had a handcuff key up there.
by Jack Sheldon November 10, 2008
Get the jail purse mug.a small dog such as a chihuahua that is often carried around in a purse or handbag by celebrities like Paris Hilton
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Jason: Trisha finally let me get some action last night!
Chloe: Oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?
Jason: Ya... she's probably pregnant.
Chloe: Oh, did you drop a dime in that birth purse?
Jason: Ya... she's probably pregnant.
by ClashWithYou July 10, 2017
Get the Birth purse mug.a saying used to tell a man to put down his womenliness and let his testosterone conquer the large amount of estrogen that he has. in other words, man up and stop being such a wimp.
Thomas: dude, im so scared that shes gonna reject me.
Michael: gosh thomas, put your purse down and go freakin ask her out.
Life would be ten times better if everyone would just put their purses down.
I feel like such a man since i put my purse down.
Michael: gosh thomas, put your purse down and go freakin ask her out.
Life would be ten times better if everyone would just put their purses down.
I feel like such a man since i put my purse down.
by band_nerd_15 February 20, 2011
Get the Put your purse down mug.#1. A very large,or oversized handbag{usually a designer brand}. #2. A trendy, oversized handbag that looks awesome, yet somewhat incongruous unless it is carrying your weekend wardrobe. #3.A combination of purse and luggage, or luggage that someone is trying to pass-off as a purse, just for the "look".
#1. Jen: Gosh Gabby! I love your new {Louis Vuitton/CHANEL/Balenciaga etc...}bag!....but do you really need all that major purseage? Gabby: Yea I do! The bigger the bag, the smaller my ass looks! #2. Oh man....all those super-skinny actresses carry all that rediculous purseage just to hide behind so we can't see how anorexic they really are......
by Carlye Samatas January 19, 2009
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1) Yo! I wouldn't mind dropping some coin in her Juice Purse
2) Zip up that Juice Purse Bitch.. That shit stanks!
2) Zip up that Juice Purse Bitch.. That shit stanks!
by Scarecrow Boat June 22, 2016
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