Squash Punting

The Ancient Sport of long distance goal kicking. This sport is played with 1 or more players. Players draw a line in the dirt and form equal teams, depending on the number of player, behind the line. Distances from the starting line are measured and marked, usually done by ft. using 5,10,15 & 20 as markers. The players then take turns punting an organically grown and uncooked Squash. Points are earned based on the distance at which the squash impact the ground, rolling is not calculated into the score. The games ends when the squash is damaged beyond further use. At this point scores are added up and the team with the highest average wins.

"I'm bored, let's go squash punting."

by Graffen November 9, 2011

Hot Panning

Entering a recently vacated toilet cubical with a warm toilet seat.

Thom: "God I hate hot panning. As usual there were no toilets free so I had to hot pan the throne, big beast of man had just came out, it smelled like sulphur and the seat was on fire."

by Bobsyouruncle August 2, 2012

bog pinning

The art of using ones mobile phone for recreational purposes whilst taking a good shit.

Neil, where you been?

Bog Pinning mate.

Yeah, good shit?

Bangin bro!

aka just Pinning for short.

by Joeiss October 10, 2014

Peter Panning

When someone continues to act younger then they are, and doesn’t want to grow old like Peter Pan.

That guy, or girl, is still going out every weekend like they are in their teens.... Definitely Peter Panning.

I’m Peter Panning right now - no responsibilities, no problems.

by Powelly April 21, 2019

street punking it

When a person sleeps outside in a public place because they either got kicked out of their home or they don't feel like going home (And sometimes they just feel like it). Mostly occurs among teenagers in suburban areas. Many kids street punk it in groups at places like elementary school playgrounds and behind grocery stores or shopping malls.

He was street punking it at the playground last night because his mom was on crack.

by You Animal October 26, 2006

Purning

To suck in your poop in your butt by pushing the poop inside before it comes out.

I am purning because im in a court while playing basketball.

by butt face fred October 3, 2007

Pinning the blame on the donkey

1. A clever pun derived from the popular game, Pin the Tail on the Donkey. This fraise is used when all the blame and problems of a situation are being placed upon a single person. In this situation the person responds with the aforementioned statement.

Group of People: You suck Andre, this is all your fault!

Andre: You guys are just Pinning the blame on the donkey

Group of People: Oh Andre you're so funny... PIN THE BLAME ON GARRET!!!!

by Crazyscudderz May 21, 2011