dutch sunglasses

Dutch sunglasses is another name for Arabian Sunglasses.
Where the fella rests his ball bag upon the ladies eye sockets during the act of oral love.

Woman - wha happen, who turned the lights out!
Man - No darling the lights are still on I've just popped your dutch sunglasses on whilst i have a breather

by Robertsione February 28, 2007

sunglasses

dark shaded coverings for your eyes so you can look at women on the beach without them knowing.

She came over and slaped me 'cause I got too caught up to remember not to turn my head!

by no May 13, 2005

arabian sunglasses

A derivative of the better-known "Arabian Goggles", in which the skin of the perpetrator's nut sack is pulled down over the victim's eyes far enough that the victim is able to just barely see light through it.

"The desert sun was too bright for poor Jim. I just had to lend him my Arabian Sunglasses."

by Thousand June 13, 2005

$500 sunglasses

something that you don't wanna break because then Johnny Cage is going to kick you down a cliff

"those were $500 sunglasses asshole"

by HOW HOW HOW_&%;$!$(;:@;!#!#(#! January 16, 2022

Tuscan Sunglasses

The action of draping ones scrotum over the bridge of the nose of the recipient, so the testes are shielding the eyeballs. Best used when said recipient is sleeping.

My cousin in law used Tuscan Sunglasses to shield his wife from evil dreams.

by goodat March 18, 2010

Egyptian Sunglasses

When a girl is laying on her back and a guy squats over her face, laying one testicle in each eye socket and his penis along the shaft of her nose, acting as a shield.

It was really sunny when we were fooling around on the beach, so out of the kindness of my heart I gave her a pair of egyptian sunglasses.

by Tee-bag May 17, 2009

big sunglasses

A fad that started with certain female celebrities who got black eyes from their husbands/boyfriends, but needed to make public appearances anyway. They aren't cute, or appealing in any way. Their only purpose is covering one's bruises and/or making oneself look like an uppity bitch by purposely hiding ones expressions behind a bitch-trendy facade.

Big sunglasses don't say "I'm better than you". They say "I think I'm better than you because he still loves me even if he does beat my ass every night after the show."

by D351 February 1, 2007