Now, we move on to the wacky antics that the adults of Rockwall cannot seem to stop fucking doing.
The “Adults” of Rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. The ratio of the retarded to non retarded is close to 150:1. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what the fuck is. Being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old fucks with houses and shit lives. As a result, you can’t do fucking anything with some washed up ass Chad yelling at your ass for violating his property. They say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his ass to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable twat. Not only are all adults here fucktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. Every time you blink in this town, some dicksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat shit for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, Rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all Asians look like Baby Driver behind the wheel.
Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two
The “Adults” of Rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. The ratio of the retarded to non retarded is close to 150:1. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what the fuck is. Being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old fucks with houses and shit lives. As a result, you can’t do fucking anything with some washed up ass Chad yelling at your ass for violating his property. They say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his ass to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable twat. Not only are all adults here fucktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. Every time you blink in this town, some dicksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat shit for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, Rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all Asians look like Baby Driver behind the wheel.
Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two
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He made various unofficial swimming world records in the swimming pool of Iisalmen uimahalli. (25m)
He wore the same watch for around 35 years and cannot take it off.
He also tried to get in to esports via overwatch 2. His main hero was D.va.
Can be seen in the streets always wearing adidas clothes.
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Many people will be drawn to her, but she will let only a few become really close. If you are one of those fortunate few who be prepared to talk about evil cats, grumpy owls, and the occasional pigeon that your Petra will be nursing back to health.
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