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The Psychic

Stop thinking this is stupid and thumbs up or the psychic wont show you what else i know
by bananaman321 April 15, 2011
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Psychicnessity

Psychicnessity is the act of something being psychic, or two people thinking the same.
Two people who are not together are doing or thinking something the same, or someone saying what someone else is thinking or doing or has done etc. would be called psychicnessity
by shMojo May 1, 2006
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Psychic Boyfriend

This is a view that is held by many women that a man should be able to mind read their girlfriends thoughts. This is a major cause of many arguments between couples, because a woman often thinks she should shouldn't have to say anything and her boyfriend should just be able to understand her emotions or problems.
(Boyfriend) Where would you like to go tonight? (Girlfriend) The movies would be fun. (Boyfriend) What would you like to see? (Girlfriend) Let's see The Goonies. (Boyfriend) So how did you like the movie? (Girlfriend) Why did we have to see The Goonies? (Boyfriend) That's what you said you wanted to see! (Girlfriend) You should have known I didn't want to see some kids movie, I wanted to see something romantic. (Boyfriend) Then why didn't you say that before? (Girlfriend) I shouldn't have to, your my boyfriend, you should know by now what I want to see. (Boyfriend) I'm not a Psychic Boyfriend you know! So I guess were going to fight about this right? (Girlfriend) Ohh yeah!
by the2ndflood March 6, 2008
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psychic

Psychic relates to the supernatural capabilities of the mind. While there is no proof that psychic powers really exist, there are many believers. Here is a list of the psychic powers I can think of.

1)Future Sight - You can predict events that have not yet occured.

2)Telekinesis - My favorite. You can move objects around using nothing but your mind. Many video games, books, and shows portray telekinesis as being very powerful and capable of lifting heavy objects. Supposed real life telekinesis can only do small things like opening doors and levitating very small objects.

3)Pyrokinesis - You can control fire to an extent.

4)Remote Viewing - You can see events without actually being there. I bet most guys would use it to watch chicks undress without risk of getting caught.

5)Mind control - You can influence people's minds or completly take control of thier bodies.
-Telekinetic Guy: Psychic Wedgie!
-Victim: Bastard! Just because your psychic doesn't mean you gotta rub it in our faces.
by EvilPizzaMan July 16, 2005
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psychic damage

damage caused when something's so dumb, crazy, nonsensical, etcetera that it hurts to experience
watching PragerU videos gave me psychic damage - the fact that two oil billionares can fund a project that successfully spreads completely unsubstantiated claims is actually insane
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PsychicMyst

Absolutely awesome paranormal investigation team that brings paranormal awareness to the public as well as investigates and researches both private and public sites. Founders of The Paradoxx - a paranormal newspaper and Shadows In The Myst - paranormal podcast.
Do you think your house is haunted?
Call PsychicMyst to do a paranormal investigation.
by Ghostieladie December 5, 2012
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psychic friends network

Ubiquitous 1990's late night TV infomercial phenomenon. PSN was a 1 900 number psychic service that charged astronomical per minute charges. Instead of merely hiring an actor to pose as a psychic and hawk services directly to a camera (see Miss Cleo), PSN employed past their prime entertainment personalities to "host" a casual roundtable discussion that persistently extolled the proficiency of the network psychics. PSN also used phone testimonials from shills to enhance a not so subtle peer pressure to dial the phone.

PSN's infomercial model proved very successful. Like Home Shopping Network and QVC, the creation of an artificial peer group to sell almost anything attracted many people with few social outlets.
Back in 1993, Melvyn's mom racked up $10,000 in phone bills from watching Psychic Friends Network late at night. After the auto accident, she had nothing to do but lie in her full body cast and endlessly call for her horoscope.
by poorbrokegradstudent August 20, 2010
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