all puffed up

when your dick swells increasingly large after excessive durations of sex, and or masterbations.

you are home alone on a saturday night, and jerking off to porn with 22 browsers open, and 7 hours later, you look at your dick, and AWESOME!! its "all puffed up", and fat like nigga cock.

by MasterBlaster66 January 15, 2010

Jet-Puffed

the act of getting screwed over by a fat person. The person doesn't necessarily need to be overweight at the time of the encounter.

Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"

952): "My boyfriend cheated on me..."
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"

Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.

by MsJBootie November 30, 2009

fluffy puff air puffed sugar delights

The taste sensation of the '30s.

Fluffy-Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights, handpuffed in a factoru in Newconsin!

by Donkey Kong Song September 28, 2003

Puffed

When you have taken so many hits of the ganja that your lungs can no longer take another hit.

“Bruh we smoked so much i was puffed”
“ we were passing around a couple joints and I was puffed by the 4th time around”

by Kevdogg_712 October 16, 2018

Jet-Puffed Mo'

If you don't know what a JPM is, then you're probably one.

Man.. I can't stand those filthy Jet-Puffed Mo'.

by Mar_Wood December 22, 2021

puffed

a woed meaning angry or pissed off. steming from the term all puffed up.

when I saw him checking out my chick I got puffed.

by george January 20, 2005

Anti-puffed

The act of assonating one or more members of the Power Puff Girls, and/or the destruction of their merchandise.

William: Hey Tom, where'd my kalashnikov go? :)

Tom: Sugar, spice, and everything nice...and their Christmas special DVD's, were just anti-puffed!

by PustulioSquig November 28, 2010