property tax

THEFT of property.

Fred: Yay. I bought a house worth $200,000. Woohoo!

Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.

Fred: WTF?

Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.

Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.

Government: Because you're my bitch.

by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011

properly fucked

What Rick does to Tara when they are together.

Everytime Rick visits Tara he makes sure she is properly fucked.

by ricvol March 7, 2015

proper style

in an excessive way...kinda ott

ayo dude its raining proper style out there

by Learner October 12, 2005

Proper Chair

A very nice, genuine chair. Does not necessarily have to be new or in good condition.

Come have a seat here in the proper chair.

by DolemiteNY2K July 14, 2010

Proper Definition

Something that the Urban Dictionary does not consist of.

Person 1 - Hey, why'd you flunk the vocab test? Weren't you studying all week?
Person 2 - Yeah, but I used the Urban Dictionary.
Person 1 - Dude but you know that they don't contain the Proper Definition
Person 2 - Well. Yeah, but I used Bing.

by YouAteMyCrayons March 28, 2015

the property of ones

The theory regarding ones that the one-itude is directly proportional to the cold-itude of the one.

"A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all."

by TheEvilOne June 25, 2003

oscar properjohn

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oscar properjohn is an amazing person

by ElizaOng08 November 24, 2021