Lesbian Protector

A typically male person who looks out for, cares for, and protects their lesbian friends.

They're not dating, he's just her lesbian protector.

by Hayes Haze May 17, 2021

Protractor

A protractor is a measuring instrument. Most protractors are divided into 180 equal parts. A protractor should under no circumstances be used to measure your PP, whit the only exception of having a unnatural crooked dick.

Pro tip: don't use a protractor to measure your PP, but if you do not under no circumstances you tell your friends

by ATF: 7 May 22, 2021

boner protector

A pinny-like garment that restricts the protrusion of an erect phallus from interfering with other peoples day to day business.

I'm working with too many lush girls, I need a boner protector.

by DJ SH TA January 15, 2015

Ass Protector

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.

Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.

by pfi September 10, 2016

Fridge protector

Of some calls you a fridge protector they are saying you’ll do anything to protect the food in the fridge therefore calling you fat. If someone says this to you slap the shit out them.

Him: Shutchyo big fridge protector ass up
Me: *spaps the shit out this bum ass Biggs who think he can all me fat like nigga where*

by thatniggaaagabyyyy September 23, 2018

Semen protector

The protector of semen
There to protect you from sus videos online
Made popular recently due to Stanley.MOV's YLYL and sleep streams

Yo Virgil please be my semen protector and prevent this anime woman from stealing my semen

by Ageddevistation August 18, 2022

bunny ear screen protector

a screen protector for the iPhone X styled iPhones that does not cover the notch and therefore has so called bunny ears on the top left and right corners.

Samuel has a bunny ear screen protector.

by ThisIsMemeboi September 1, 2021