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a cheesy knock-off of the fabulous urban dictionary wall. you can "schedule" your posts there for a whole hour, but be assured, no one will see it, because that site is dead as fuck...recently pwned by someone scheduling"suckiest. wall. EVER! for days on end.
that wall, postonme sux hard, the one at urban dictionary is much better.
by da trick biatch May 4, 2006
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Gregory Preston Muir

RECENT Indie Musician. A bad-tempered and complex character (but not necessarily intelligent). One who has two faces- usually a good and a bad, and many deep-rooted insecurities which he masks through extreme egotism and sometimes even cruelty. Uses illogic, grudges, and drinking as coping mechanisms. Gregory Preston Muir's tend to be quite well-liked until they let themselves slip, ultimately showing the world their true colors. Although usually happy on the outside, Gregory's are a wreck on the inside- usually due to internal battling such as truth and self-hatred. May succeed early in life, but unless a Gregory Preston Muir faces his flaws in order to get over himself, he will eventually meet a slow and unfortunate demise.
Teacher: What is wrong?

Student: That guy is such a Gregory Preston Muir. *sniff*

Teacher: Really? I thought he was supposed to be nice.

Student: Oh, not anymore. He is a BAD, BAD person.

Teacher: I wouldn't have guessed. But I suppose I only see kids in the classroom. He's not exceptionally intelligent, but he does work hard...

Student: True. He surprised me as well.

Teacher: What did he do?

Student: A lot of horrible shit... Including excessive and irresponsible drinking, deceiving girls, hurting people, lying blatantly to family and friends, spreading malicious rumors, and being an overall HORRIBLE jerk. While desperately failing to maintain his image in order to protect his huge, broken ego.

Teacher: Wow, sounds like a dick. Well he's short and ugly, so at least he won't be hurting that many girls in his lifetime.
by aciditybasitidy January 25, 2011
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Pronto

A word popularised by Reddit Overlord u/Alphamaxnova1: A term used by Mario lookalikes in order to make another Formula 1 racing driver give way to another (often more favourite) driver. It is also used to make another driver do a sBinnala.
"Pronto Sebastian, let Legrerg by"
"Pronto, sBinnoto?"
"Pronto Valtteri, sBinnala"
by IrrelevantAsian June 22, 2020
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preston grenade

A dude who got an entire nuke dropped on him and fucking survived. Afterwards, he punched the dude with the force of 1000 settlements that need their help.
by Preston Fucking Grenade December 5, 2018
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Prezzo Preston

A compliment usually given to a person who is tall, nice, and athletic.
You scored the winning basket for the team? You're such a Prezzo Preston!
by Blacksmith52 June 1, 2023
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prestojacamo

Noun; A Polish magician noted for her infamous dissapearing act. Term Prestojacamo has become a magician's saying in recent memory to the affect of "Voila!" or "Ta Da!"
"And Prestojacamo! harper had a girfriend!"

"Did he tell you about that dissapearing trick Prestojacamo pulled after the third date?"
by Jon Beech August 30, 2006
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proctored

To make a blatent error in judgement or blundering mistake which benefits opponents or gives them an increased advantage in any type of competition. Derived from the 2006 Clemson University Football Team's quarterback, Will Proctor.
Dude, who's team are you playing for? You totally fucking proctored us!
by avl November 11, 2008
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