presser

short for press conference

Pete Dick: "What you wanna do after the game?"
TP: "I wanna order another beer and watch the presser on ESPN."
Pete Dick: "Lets get a pitcher then, those guys can get long winded, especially if Shaq is playin."

by Pete Dick March 9, 2008

Prosper

A very cute, funny boy that sometimes need to look at the girl right in front of him

I wish he was a prosper.

by ks.wavvy January 24, 2015

Prosperous Chili

A fabrication or lie created for the purposes of creating false excitement or fervor.

"I got a leaked version of the new Guns 'N' Roses CD!"

"Dude, you're not feeding me a bowl of prosperous chili, are you?"

by Topher Tesla February 27, 2009

Prossess

wonderful musician hip hop old school from tampa, fl

Prossess is the best hip hop artist today, he is real.

by Nike Air February 15, 2015

Prostertot

and girl in grade 9 or under that feels the need to dress like a slut because they think its cool
these little kids are always looked down upon and are given little-no respect by the older kids because of their prostitue like style

prositute + tot = prostertot

TEEN1: omg look! why are grade school kids dressing like that these days?
TEEN2: i know! do they think its cool or something? jeez
TEEN1: what a bunch of little prostertots...

by nadinelillian April 14, 2007

prosperity gospel

a doctrine taught by mostly evangelical Christian televangelists that wealth and propserity are promised in the Bible for devoting your life to God, or that a life of wealth and health and prosperity are signs of God's favor. Unfortunately, the prosperity gospel is not just unBiblical, but is used by these televangelists to get you to donate your money to their organization. I am a Christian myself and dont buy into the prosperity gospel.

The prosperity gospel unfortunately leads others astray and exploits one's desire to have wealth and health in this life. In a way, the prosperity gospel teaches a person to pursue wealth and not God himself, and could be considered a form of idolatry. If the prsperity gospel is true, then why wasn't Mother Teresa or Jesus rich?? Does being "poor" mean you are being chastised by God? Just a few thoughts.

by [e-mail] July 15, 2009

prosper texas

a town of rich white kids that drive around in daddy’s new car and who start drinking in middle school. the only good thing about prosper is their football team. bitches will loose their virginity to a random guy and then complain and fake depression. it’s full of snobby ass kids who think they are better than you and where the school district tries to hide shit and cover things up. the highschool only gives a shit about the football players and everyone else is fucked. girls will fuck random guys and then go to church the next day and act like they’re innocent.

kids in prosper texas start getting blackout drunk in middle school and think having a nicotine addiction is cool

by lilbitch19 July 29, 2019