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promosexual

A term used to describe people, usually celebrities who publicly identify with a currently trendy or rare sexuality or sexual orientation purely to win attention and admiration.
Britney Spears is such a promosexual.
by Niels Buus November 14, 2004
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protosexual

When someone is sexually attracted to new things.
Bryant loves to play with his new MacBook pro-2016.
Matthew moans for new born children.
Jason masturbates while staring at his newly grown fingernails.
Beatrice Eagerly awaits for new Kickstarter campaigns to start just so that they can fulfil her sexual desires.
All of these people are protosexual.
by HORNYGREENMAN February 21, 2017
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Poop proposal

When you propose to someone by shitting in your hand and if they say yes then you smear it on their hand instead of a ring
Jennifer: Did you hear that Bill is marrying his girlfriend? It was so cute!
Bill: It was a poop proposal.
Jennifer: EWW!
by Fake Bucket December 20, 2019
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a modest proposal

A Modest Proposal is when somebody suggests that eating babies might not be such a bad idea. This is taken from the satirical book of the same name written by Jonathan Swift in 1729. He frankly suggested that poor people ought to sell their children as food to the upper class in order to stimulate the economy and bring Ireland out of a sort of depression. Here's an excerpt: "A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragoust."
Jane- "That infant child looks delicious. I think we should eat him."

John- "That sounds like a modest proposal to me."
by ShaneWood January 13, 2012
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Prupose

To make seemingly subtle spelling mistakes of common words, when actually having purposely switched the letters around to form another word that fits into the sentence.
Guy 1: Dude, i totally did that on prupose.

Guy 2: you mean on purpose?

Guy 1: nahh, prupose man. prupose
by jdawg011 February 25, 2011
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propoke

(verb) The act of provoking someone with a poke. The most targeted area is the stomach region, and can also be used with the "I'm not touching you" technique of harrasment.
To really get your annoyance on, moisten your finger and perform a propoke right into someone's ear to create the Wet Willy.
I will slap you silly next time you propoke me in the stomach!
by Hani Habra March 3, 2011
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proposal porn

the extreme mania that surrounds wedding proposal culture
hey did you see Rita's engagement photos? the ones she posted on facebook because privacy is no longer a thing? it's such proposal porn
by noxious_toast November 25, 2013
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