The most badass car known to man. Some of these vehicles are used in dirt track racing. Most fun car to ever own, even though they are old. Legend has it one has gone 85 mph in reverse. It was produced from 1981-87.
All of the guys want to own a T1000. All the bitches want to be in the T1000.
All of the guys want to own a T1000. All the bitches want to be in the T1000.
by Murph23 March 21, 2011
Get the Pontiac T1000 mug.When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.
“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
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A midsized luxury car produced from 2004-2010, made to replace the god-awful Pontiac Grand AM. Different models include a sedan, coupe, and convertible. All in all a quality car with good looks and a kick ass interior.
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Get the Pontiac G6 mug.Since my man wanted to take a ride on the Hershey Highway, I told him to leave the Pink Cadillac in the garage and take a ride in my Brown Pontiac instead.
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Finish that pontier
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