Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.
The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.
The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.
I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.
by cokemidget January 21, 2008
Get the pronger mug.in NCIS, Tony always calls McGee a probie because Tony is a senior field agent and McGee is a junior field agent.
by beatlefan156 July 29, 2009
Get the probie mug.To have sexual intercourse with a person who's lying on her (or his) belly. More precisely, to "bone" a "prone" person.
Then she turned round on the bed and spread her buttcheeks, so I started to pronebone her like a madman!
by wah wah wee wah January 13, 2009
Get the pronebone mug.A Pronger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumbass reason.
Now that Hemsky has signed a six year contract with the Edmonton Oilers, let's hope he doesn't pull a Pronger.
by Oilers Fan <3 July 25, 2006
Get the Pronger mug.One of the most underrated sex positions that exist today. It requires the female to lie completely flat on her stomach while the man on top straddles themselves over her butt cheeks. This allows the male pin her down while he pumps his way into heaven.
Clyde: "Hey you know that brunette girl Veronica from the bars last night? She told me she loves anal so I brought her back to my place and proceeded to pound her poop chute with my throb knob bone prone style. The sight of her gorgeous dumper being penetrated while I vice gripped her hair made me powerless to go any longer. I pulled out, clenched my cock with the intensity of a thousand suns, and shot my ball snot all over her gaping brown eye."
Mike: "Be right back I'm gonna go jerk off now."
Mike: "Be right back I'm gonna go jerk off now."
by Clyde Bonifas September 23, 2015
Get the Bone Prone mug.1. exhibiting a certain sense of awesome or prowess at a game or life in general.
2. the act or state of being pro.
2. the act or state of being pro.
by mfkanger June 5, 2009
Get the proness mug.The visible physical excitement for spending a vacation in Puerto Rico. They are typically inversely proportional to cold weather and the amount of snow on the ground.
"Dude, I'm so excited for spring break in PR. My PRoner is about 5 inches in girth right now." - Ray
"Did you see those Puerto Rican hotties on facebook? They gave me quite the PRoner." - Dan Van
"This trip's going to be PRonerrific." - Caleb
"Did you see those Puerto Rican hotties on facebook? They gave me quite the PRoner." - Dan Van
"This trip's going to be PRonerrific." - Caleb
by Ray Nassar March 4, 2009
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