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a place where everyone but me gets some
by Hornball April 30, 2004
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To the students: an excuse for horny young teenagers to get together for a night of drinking, fornication and promiscuity, how romantic!

To business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school "institution" that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy.

To the students who don't get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.Makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool...
I borrowed Dad's car, then spent $400 on renting a suit, buying flowers, tickets to the prom, some liquor and a locket on a chain for her. Oh, and condoms. She bought a dress, got her hair and 20 nails done, bought shoes,tear-off underwear,a purse, and got a horrendous period an hour before midnight.
So she gave me a blowjob just like any other date, and she's still a virgin.
by Jake February 3, 2004
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prom

(noun) formal dance, usually in the springtime.

for high school juniors and seniors, and the occasional underclassman who gets asked by a desperate upperclassman.

slightly overrated.

some may experience a 'creative' way of being asked to the dance.
'creative' way of asking: someone painting 'PROM?' on the hood of your brand new car with paint that actually doesn't wash off. you deny him, but take the homemade cookies he made for you, because shit, your car is fucked.
by hellen4you November 14, 2009
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proctored

To make a blatent error in judgement or blundering mistake which benefits opponents or gives them an increased advantage in any type of competition. Derived from the 2006 Clemson University Football Team's quarterback, Will Proctor.
Dude, who's team are you playing for? You totally fucking proctored us!
by avl November 11, 2008
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Proctor Goggles

Proctor Goggles is something you attain while spending long periods of time at Proctor Academy. Due to the fact that there are very few attractive proctor students so ugly students become decent, decent students become hot, and hot students become goddesses. It is very inconvenient especially after leaving the campus because people you would normally find ugly are good looking and the good looking ones grab your attention too an amount that is unnecessary.
Nick- "Dude that chick is so hot."

Connor- "I dont know what your talking about bro, she is hideous, i think you've still got proctor goggles on."
by PA all the way March 21, 2011
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prom

Waste. Of. Money.
You have to pay obscene amounts of money for a god damn dance. Prom means you have to buy a Dress/Tux, Ticket, Limo, hotel, dinner, etc.
by realitydoe January 8, 2012
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Promaja

Wind created when theres opened window and door in certain room.

Drastic type of death.

Most of the times your babushka is screaming at you to close window because she fears you are gonna catch cold.

Word comes from Serbian language but can also be used in English.
Babushka: CLOSE THE DAMN WINDOW PROMAJA IS GOING TO KILL YOU!
Me: Yes, grandma.
by ZGopnik February 5, 2019
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