the losing consumer buying into prosumer products that are obsolete as they hit shelves; the proluser will be hauling these transient non pinnacle unfinished products of the shelf; still paying way over odds years into the inbuilt obsolecency econosafeguards and various useless warranties are dysfunkt maybe even gaining some sense of retro conquest for remembering a time when that product or the one it resembles figured as coolish in that proluser mind. discuss
buying technology from a charity shop at retro (meaning ridiculous)prices.
awfully pc world - dioxions - in fact now I'm scared because we're in proluser economical suffrage now - thats it end of thread...
awfully pc world - dioxions - in fact now I'm scared because we're in proluser economical suffrage now - thats it end of thread...
by pigspendah December 16, 2008
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/ˈprɒmju z/
/pro-myuze/
noun
1. a false declaration of assurance that something will surely happen or someone, usually themselves, will surely do something.
verb
1. to falsely assure that something will definitely occur, or will definitely be done by someone, usually themselves.
Promuse is intentionally misspelled to make it look as if you're trying to say promise, but since the definition has been set to a lie, you're no longer lying and you can now assure your friends that you "promuse", while you don't really promise something and you don't lie either.
/ˈprɒmju z/
/pro-myuze/
noun
1. a false declaration of assurance that something will surely happen or someone, usually themselves, will surely do something.
verb
1. to falsely assure that something will definitely occur, or will definitely be done by someone, usually themselves.
Promuse is intentionally misspelled to make it look as if you're trying to say promise, but since the definition has been set to a lie, you're no longer lying and you can now assure your friends that you "promuse", while you don't really promise something and you don't lie either.
Person 1: "I don't believe you! Promise me."
Chad: "Okay, I promuse."
Person 1: "Alright, I believe you."
Chad: "Okay, I promuse."
Person 1: "Alright, I believe you."
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