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Productivitities

When man (or woman) gets shit done in order to see (or at least increase chance of seeing) breasts.
Knowing there was going to be babes at the after-work social, productivitities was through the roof in order to finish in time.
by Brad Borehole May 12, 2011
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Profucktivity

{pro•fuck•tiv•i•ty
noun (derivative of profuck, profuck-‘tive’)
1. Sexual:
the quality, state, or fact of being able to generate, create, enhance, or bring forth sexual propensity: The profucktivity of the date increased greatly after she noticed the pleat of my pants.

2. Behavioral:
the rate at which a lack of effort, service or exchanges of value are brought forth or produced (see antonym: profucked): Drinking scotch on the job adds a new level of profucktivity never before realized.

3. Ambiguous:
Term is often ambiguous when used in sentences lacking context or unclear in their meaning: My profucktivity is most superior is the morning.

Also see PERFUCKT, PERFUCKTION, CONFUCK, CONFUCKTION,
profuck profuctive perfuckt perfucktion confuck confuction profucktivity
by Mahogany S. Richman March 12, 2013
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productivitee

A t-shirt that enhances your productivity. It’s always super comfortable and generally oversized.
Girl you know I’m wearing a productivitee and a messy bun whenever I’m WFH on deadline.
by Downtown Abby September 30, 2023
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