prod

light hearted term for protestants an offshoot of the roman catholic faith founded by martin luther. most usually recognised by gathering in large numbers drinking cheap piss scottish beer wearing rangers tops and displaying assorted terrorist reagalia and tattoos. More famous for picketing outside a girls kindergarden in belfast and throwing blast bombs at the children as they left for home.
prods have no right to be in Ireland, but if we cant burn the bastards out we'll breed them out.
by da origanal playa May 17, 2006
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prod

To invite a person to play strip poker without the poker. The other person then spanks them to say they accept so they undress each other and poke (have sex).
*prod*
*spank*
*undress*
*poke*
by Buied Alive 666 April 26, 2006
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Prod Life

Living the goodlife. The life that you dream of and having a amazing time doing it. Living life to the fullest.

- Invented by Kamron Bancroft
We living the Prod Life

#Prod Life
by ProdLife August 07, 2012
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pod prod

when one reaches to press their ipod in their pocket through their jeans and it appears to the onlooker that one is prodding one's penis.
John, thinking that his music isn't playing loud enough, decides to turn it up. He takes the easy route, pressing the ipod through his jeans as appose to taking it out of his pocket. A policeman sees, pulls out his gun and shouts
'Take your hand off your penis and lay on the ground!'
'Don't be alarmed officer, it was a mere pod prod', John replies.
The policeman holsters his gun and allows John to get on with his day.
by JCVRS May 03, 2011
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prodding the mince

When one penetrates so far during anal sex, that they actually reach the recipitants intestines, hence 'mince'. the anal equivalent of deep throat
"Where's Jamie?"
"Dunno, probably prodding the mince with josh"
by raggedy ass mofo September 15, 2008
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Cattle prod

Using freaky deaky yoga techniques to hone the end of your dick on a woman's g spot. Applying pressure then makes her feel like she's being electrocuted from the inside, resulting in the most intense orgasms she's ever had.
It felt like his dick was a cattle prod
by G_F January 17, 2014
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cattle prod

Penis belonging to a man who is attracted to fat chicks
Pat loved the fat chicks so much, we call him the cattle prod.
by CJ_H September 08, 2007
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