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Procreationist

a person who believes sex should be open to the creation of life (procreative) and acts accordingly; not to be confused with a supporter of Creationism, the misguided fundamentalist notion that the Bible conflicts with the theory of Evolution
That procreationist dude doesn't believe in condoms.
by Scotty Smithy October 1, 2008
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Procursive

When Asian people eat cats and fuck each other in the ass hole
Wow! that Procursive sure is a slug!
Procursive really likes it up the cocka doodle doo!
by masyem April 28, 2019
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Procreation

Sexing someone of the opposite gender to make a baby.

Religious men who believe procreation is the purpose of marriage probably look at their wives as baby machines.

Procreation is one of the most common reasons people are homophobic.
Some people think that procreation is the purpose of marriage... that’s not true and honestly just stupid.
by garbeargao July 22, 2020
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Procurement

I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.
by silentthread November 19, 2010
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Participation Without Procreation

The act of having intercourse with a female without producing a child.

Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex
In family court...
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"

Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"
by Jonathan Hampton June 18, 2006
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procrease

tastefully artful menouver around the crease that surrounds that nylon of a lacrosse goal. Often done by an attackman, however is possible to accomlish if a goalie or even a defensemen. The easiest way to accomplish this is mastering the split-roll dodge combo in order to station yourself face to face with the goalie.
"Did you see when Skylar rolled about the crease with ease leaving his defender's feet tangled."
"yeah it was procrease!"
by PCplaya April 1, 2010
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Procressed

Depression caused by procrastination.

Noun: Procressedinator
Jody is procressed because he waited till the day of, to study for the GRE.
by Khing Jody October 10, 2017
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